Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented midgets. That's right, I said midgets. Ya creepy bastards. Stay away from my shoes from now on.

No, no - I don't want any flowers. Please, no. Get away!

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented farting by a midget

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented a midget telling you your hair smells good

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented the vertically challenged being tossed around for pleasure.

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented the Minnesota Vikings "Pleasure" Cruise.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented selling your super bowl tickets

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented Pittsburgh Sucks!

 

[hoat]

Al Gore invented the Steel Curtain.

 

[High Lonesome]

Al Gore invented the Iron Curtain

 

[iambrutus]

Al Gore invented Pittsburgh Sucks!

sucks all the way to the super bowl....

al gore invented iron maiden

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented Minute Maid Orange Drink.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented the Minute men from the revolutionary war

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented George Washington.

 

[wadc45]

Al Gore invented Yinka Dare.