Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented automatic weapons.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented raising the price of stamps before you can send out thank you letters and then you have to get those damn two cent stamps that al gore invented!!!!!!

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented more automatic weapons.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the automatic transmission.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented allowing women to drive

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented putting on make-up, talking on a cell phone, and generally not paying attention to the road while driving.

 

[JXC]

Al Gore invented road head.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented getting married and never getting head again...

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented getting a mistress.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the phrase "sucks being you."

Edit: dang vrb. Al Gore invented the 80's band Mister Mister.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Mr. Rogers

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented neighbors

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Jim Neighbors

 

[iambrutus]

al gore actually invented jim nabors

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Sgt. Carter.