Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[OSUBucks22]

Al Gore invented the quote "I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes."

 

[craigblitz]

Al Core invented the French Tickler.

 

[High Lonesome]

Al Gore invented Spanish Fly

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Fly Fishing.

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented McFly!!!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented Biff

 

[OSUBucks22]

Al Gore invented manure.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented fertilizer.

 

[OSUBucks22]

Al Gore invented the neighbor's dog that shits on my lawn.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented, "What a good puppy!"

 

[OSUBucks22]

Al Gore invented Bob Barker's "Have your pets spayed or neutered" slogan.

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented losing the family jewels

 

[OSUBucks22]

Al Gore invented marriage.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Prison

 

[OSUBucks22]

Al Gore invented dropping the soap.