Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Thump]

Al Gore invented the banana hammock.

 

[Sloopy45]

Al Gore invented falling for the banana in the tailpipe.

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented slipping on banana peels

 

[drFunkenstein]

Al gore invented losing


invented = perfected

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented losing your virginity.

 

[Thump]

Al gore invented losing


invented = perfected

Al Gore invented not getting it.

Al Gore invented not being able to follow the pattern.

Al Gore invented being a dumbass.

 

[drFunkenstein]

al gore invented change

 

[scooter1369]

Al Gore invented not getting it.

Al Gore invented not being able to follow the pattern.

Al Gore invented being a dumbass.

Al Gore invented tibor aliases

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented resistance to change and not capitalizing proper names.

 

[drFunkenstein]

Al Gore invented getting mad about capitalization and thread discontinuance

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented, "We fear change..."

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[Hodge]

Al Gore invented Amish Country.

 

[Ginn & Juice]

Al Gore invented Muenster Cheese

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Head Cheese.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

EDIT: 89 beat me in on that one....

Al Gore invented being head of the class