Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented your girlfiend/wife saying "we need to talk"

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented knowing when its time to skip town.

 

[tedginn05]

Al Gore invented plastic boobies

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented painted boobies:
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[scarletngrey11]

Al Gore invented lucky bastards who get to paint the painted boobies...

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented body painting

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented body building

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented female body builders:

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Jesse The Body Ventura

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented whatever Dakota he's Governor of

 

[ArtilleryBuck]

Al Gore invented Minnekota?

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented a lack of interest in the northern US...and a slight bit of ignorance

 

[ArtilleryBuck]

Al Gore invented skipping Geography class to drink beer.

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented stalking GD01 his freshman year of college

 

[Saw31]

Al Gore invented the 6th year freshman