Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[High Lonesome]

Al Gore invented $5 whores

 

[CausticMick]

Al Gore invented Pretty Woman

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented pretty large boobs.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented personal floatation devices

 

[Buckin' A]

Al Gore invented peperoni's.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented pizza

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Cold Pizza.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented never wanting to wake up from a dream about bludgeoning Skip Bayless to death with a framing hammer.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented bludgeoning Skip Bayless with a jackhammer instead of a framing hammer.

 

[Buckin' A]

Al Gore invented giving Bryant a group hug.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented doing to Skip Bayless what Leonard's platoon did to him. You know, the thing with the soap and the towels.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented soap on a rope, which is found in the Cold Pizza dressing room among personal effects belonging to Skip Bayless. A pink shirt was also found.

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented prison inmate Big Bubba

 

[PrincessPeach]

Al Gore invented Oz, where a man can drop his soap all day.

Edit: Oops... I mean "where a man can wash another man."

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented getting the lyrics wrong.

It's:

A scrub-scrub here,
A scrub-scrub there,
Whether you're white or bronze--
A man can wash another man
In the merry old land of Oz.

GOD.