Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Bill Clinton groping, I mean interviewing, Dr. Ruth (the original old "fuck expert") for the job of White House intern. Unfortunately she was rejected for the job. She was too tall. Her head was above his waist. In addition, she didn't have a flat head and she couldn't remove all of her teeth. Later he went on to hire Monica for the job and the rest is history.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented hospital interns.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented been there done that thank god its over

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented it's not over 'til it's over (when he was a catcher with the Yankees)

 

[CCI]

Al gore invented it's not over until the fat lady sings

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Aretha Franklin.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented Franklin D. Roosevelt

 

[scarletngrey11]

Al Gore invented frankenstein.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Herman Munster.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented Herman Maier, the "Hermanator".

 

[scarletngrey11]

Al Gore invented the Shermanator(American Pie)

 

[gotwoody]

Al Gore invented Stifler, ya horny fucks

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Al Gore invented longhorns...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented being overrated

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented chokelahomo