Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Driving Miss Daisy.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented elderly women drivers

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented Danica Patrick

Edit: I'm a retard and missed the "elderly" part

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented NASCAR

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invened Shirley Muldowny, a woman that could really drive a top-fuel dragster (3-time National Champion)

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Shirley Temple.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented girly drinks

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented girly men not drinking on the golf course

 

[jwinslow]

Al Gore invented metrosexuals

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented Ben Stiller

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented ben & jerry ice cream

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented ice cream sammiches

Al Gore invented girly men not drinking on the golf course

hmm....who was that?

 

[High Lonesome]

Al Gore invented not having ice cream because you are on welfare

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the word Farewell.

 

[jlb1705]

Al Gore invented Jerry Falwell.