Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[MililaniBuckeye]

Al Gore invented straw hats. Yee haw.

 

[Misanthrope]

Al Gore invented Hee Haw.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Al Gore invented See Saws.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Faux Paus.

 

[scooter1369]

Al Gore invented Party Fouls

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Al Gore invented waterfowls...

 

[Deety]

Al Gore invented waterfalls...

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented Don't go chasing waterfalls-TLC

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented burning down your boyfriend's house.

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented Talking Heads "Burning Down the House"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

AL Gore invented burning sensations when you urinate

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented gonorrhea

 

[CCI]

Al Gore invented Chlamydia

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented "safe" sex

 

[CausticMick]

This may get dirty real quick, so...

Al Gore invented SAFE (Save Animals From Experiments).