Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented the Michellen Man.

(I probably spelled "Michellen" wrong, but since Al invented misspellings, that's ok.)

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented the Michellen Man.

(I probably spelled "Michellen" wrong, but since Al invented misspellings, that's ok.)

Al Gore invented people who misspell Michelin.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Al Gore invented teachers to ensure that more people don't misspell Michelin.

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented this pic,

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented Springtime for Hitler.

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented the swastika.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented the goose-step.

 

[IronBuckI]

Al Gore invented twat being a synonym for goose.


The noun goose has 3 meanings:
Meaning #1: web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks


Meaning #2: a man who is a stupid fool
Synonyms: fathead, goof, bozo, jackass, cuckoo, twat, zany

Meaning #3: flesh of a goose (domestic or wild)

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented twat being an obscene term for female genitals.

See below:

<TABLE id=wn><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Noun</TD><TD vAlign=top>1.</TD><TD>

twat - a man who is a stupid incompetent fool bozo, cuckoo, fathead, goof, goofball, jackass, zany, goose
fool, muggins, saphead, tomfool, sap - a person who lacks good judgment
</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top></TD><TD vAlign=top>2.</TD><TD>

twat - obscene terms for female genitals puss, pussy, slit, snatch, cunt
female genital organ, female genitalia, female genitals, fanny - external female sex organs; "in England `fanny' is vulgar slang for female genitals"
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/twat

 

[Pheasant]

Al Gore invented genital warts

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented Human Papilloma Virus.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented OB/GYN stirrups

 

[lowkarma]

al gore invented "Oh Boy Got Ya Naked"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Boyz in the Hood

 

[IronBuckI]

Al Gore invented the clitoral hood.