Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[AJHawkfan]

Al Gore invented (and then nailed) Divine Brown for $50.

 

[Bucklion]

Al Gore invented Divine in "Pink Flamingos"

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Al Gore invented harrassing football coaches for making their players wear pink jerseys

 

[AJHawkfan]

Al Gore invented shooting your son's high school football coach because other players are teasing him.

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented pansy football players who can't take it.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented killing the rival cheerleader so your daughter gets on the squad.

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented Frank Drebin Police Squad

 

[Bucklion]

Al Gore invented the MOD Squad.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented Peggy Lipton wearing bell-bottoms.

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[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented Lipton tea

 

[Bucklion]

Al Gore invented tea kettles.

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented kettle corn

 

[Bucklion]

Al Gore invented candy corn.

 

[Buckeye513]

Al Gore invented ribbon candy.

 

[buckzip]

Al Gore invented candy apples