Advice on a happy marriage....

[IronBuckI]

Why is divorce so expensive?


...because it's worth it.

 

[Best Buckeye]

The best advice is to never listen to any advice that doesn't come from your spouse

 

[StooGrimson]

I've found that people who give advice for a happy marriage should spend more time following their own advice and shut the hell up...but that's just my opinion. The same goes for people who offer advice on raising kids.

 

[CCI]

alcohol.... lots and lots of alcohol.

Chloroform and duct tape

Why is divorce so expensive?


...because it's worth it.

Some woman, Some of them all there are is a hairy gut.
talking about tibors wife or his 2nd cousin

 

[VprHis]

Really, if you both just behave like reasonable adults things usually seem to work out pretty well . . .

That's a pretty big "if"


(just to clarify--I have a good wife, her name is "Goody Badwyfe")


... Greenies to the first person to identify THAT reference.

 

[BB73]

That's a pretty big "if"


(just to clarify--I have a good wife, her name is "Goody Badwyfe")


... Greenies to the first person to identify THAT reference.

Skinner in one of the Simpson's Horror episodes with witch trials.

 

[Jagdaddy]

and how many women do you know that are "reasonable adults"?

My wife . . . most of the time. I'm no day at the beach myself so her limited unreasonableness doesn't bug me too much . . . usually . . .

 

[MrsB]

The only advice you guys need is, Listen to your wife all the time. every time

 

[Flocka]

The only advice you guys need is, Listen to your wife all the time. every time

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[MrsB]

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Deety has said that the magic number is 42

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

The only advice you guys need is, Listen to your wife all the time. every time

I'm sorry, what was that?

:p

 

[VprHis]

Skinner in one of the Simpson's Horror episodes with witch trials.

We have a weener!

 

[stxbuck]

Well, whatever you do, don't take relationship advice from Ron Artest...... http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-kings-artestarrested&prov=ap&type=lgns

 

[Jake]

Too late!​

Bronx groom hurled himself into the Harlem River over the weekend - just hours after exchanging marriage vows with his longtime love.

Fernando Brazier, 28, took the fatal leap after leaving a suicide note for his bride, Trudian Hay, at the front desk of the Radisson Hotel in New Rochelle, where the couple and family members spent the night after celebrating their wedding.​

"He said [in the note] he couldn't take it anymore, and to take care of the kids," Brazier's sister, Shawna Weeks, told The Post.​

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/..._wedding_V3PE5nRrMyOd3mjw3C8qfM#ixzz1n8pS10BM​