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Ouch. Here’s a loaded question: What do you think of the overgrown frat boys who read Stuff?
Thanks for teeing that one up, Rover. Number one: Pull up your damn pants. Nobody wants to see your Calvin Klein boxer briefs or your crack. Number two: So help me God, if I hear any of you say “Wassup!” one more time, I’m going to castrate everyone at Ohio State. And number three: If your beer-stained Nissan Pathfinder has a bumper sticker of Calvin and/or Hobbes urinating on a flower, kill yourself. Seriously, do it or I’ll do it for you.
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I don't get it.
 
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But anyone see that "American Dad" show that premiered after the super bowl?

hahaha that was pretty funny.

(Obnoxius CIA dad in office)

Phone rings

-Hello, wait, this is about my son, oh my god, oh my god, this is the gay call isnt it? This is the gay call!! I knew this day would come!

(then he pulls a huge bottle of pills out of nowhere and chugs them).


hahahaha...


by the way does anyone know the name/season of the Family Guy episode when Peter goes to meet Louis's parents, and ends up going out with her dad to play poker then joyriding?
 
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Buckeye513 said:
I don't get it.
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i didn't either...apparently OSU is the home of frat boys who read Stuff, wear calvin klein boxers, and say "wassup".

If your beer-stained Nissan Pathfinder has a bumper sticker of Calvin and/or Hobbes urinating on a flower, kill yourself. Seriously, do it or I’ll do it for you.
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i think that was directed at Buckeyeskickbuttocks. :biggrin:
 
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My avatar would indicate that I am an Adult Swim viewer. It and the Simpsons are basically all I watch on TV.

Robot Chicken just started on Sunday, it's freakin hilarious.

Family Guy has grown old to me because I've seen every episode like 5 times. I can't wait for the new season to start in May.
 
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which episode is the one where Peter goes to visit Louis's parents and goes to hang out with her dad to play cards and joyriding?

and if possible, which season?

the only reason im asking is because i have the netflix thing and i can rent the DVDs and was wondering which one that episode might be on.
 
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wadc45 said:
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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I have watched Family Guy since it premiered after the Super Bowl back in 1999. The above line about the Cheerios and the Kool-Aid guy busting through the courtroom wall saying "Oh Yeah" sold me on the show from the very beginning.

Of course, I knew this was a show I would like from the very first commercial I saw with Stewie's classic line:

"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb."
 
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i didn't either...apparently OSU is the home of frat boys who read Stuff, wear calvin klein boxers, and say "wassup".
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i'm assuming he said OSU simply because it has the largest enrollment, so would be the best representative of college students/frat boys, i don't think it was meant as a direct dig on OSU
 
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MistriBuck said:
i'm assuming he said OSU simply because it has the largest enrollment, so would be the best representative of college students/frat boys, i don't think it was meant as a direct dig on OSU
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No, I think the fictional cartoon character's comment were defaming towards OSU and legal recourse is necessary.

Just kidding, mistri...
 
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No, I think the fictional cartoon character's comment were defaming towards OSU and legal recourse is necessary.
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haha..........i didn't know Stewie worked for "ESPiN"..........my comment wasn't really directed at you, i know you're smart enough to figure that one out.....rather, for those conspiracy nuts out there who might have felt in some way it was an attack on our beloved university.............i think i'm spending too much time on bucknuts
 
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Just a few classics..........

Peter: Now heres the plan. You'll enter through the air conditioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches above the floor so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some sort of weird amphibeous dolphin.
Brian: Can i buy some pot.....from you?

OR

Lois: Good, I don't have to cook.
Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty.

OR

<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a RANT here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does RANT mean?

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

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Peter: Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."
Lois: Why?
Peter: Time is a factor, Lois.

OR

Steve: Well, well, Officer Swanson. You and your friends are dead, you're all dead!
Peter: Oh, good, he thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.

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Peter: You know what I haven't had in awhile? Big League Chew.

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Peter: Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France.

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Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

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Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.

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Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.

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Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?

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Lois: I am not a crazy broad!
Peter: Oh, no, no, Lois, he didn't mean you're crazy like Elizabeth Taylor. He meant you're crazy, like that glue. You stick to things, y'know, like an adhesive. That's all he meant.

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Grandpa Griffin: You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
Peter: There you go, Lois, you love kids.

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Peter: My dad worked at that factory for sixty years. That's almost eighty years

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Peter: [writing letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

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Peter: Lois, you've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.


If only I had the brain of Peter Griffin, i could think of nothing at all and yet, still be content sitting there thinking for my whole life while doing nothing. Peter Griffin...........a true pioneer.

p.s. sorry my post was longer than i originally planned, i got on a role going through all my favorite family guy episodes.
 
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