aardvarksex1
description: No, this has nothing to do with aardvark sex, but I wanted to be the first one on the list for a while. :) Tell me about yourself!
1. Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes, although with the population explosion I think we're down to 14. Regardless, have you had your 15 minutes yet and if so, what were they?
2. Do you believe in the existence of extra-terrestrial life? (said, of course, in the non-acting goofy style of Fox Mulder from the X-Files pilot...)
3. Toilet paper: Over the top or down the back?
4. The light is red, it's 2 in the morning, there's nobody within miles...will you run it?
5. Do you believe Coke Classic is actually the same as the Coke before they came out with New Coke and reverted back to Coke Classic in a horrendously failed marketing ploy?
6. Star Wars, Empire, Jedi, Menace, or Clones?
7. What cancelled TV shows would you like to see revived?
8. What is that sticky stuff all over theater floors?
9. Why do men have nipples?
10. Have you ever tried to light your farts?
11. Have you ever tried to light someone else's farts?
12. Do you believe in love, or is all human attraction based solely on a selfish desire to get something--be it sex, money, comfort, or in my case, a good kick in the nuts?
13. If you're a girl, have you ever kicked a guy in the nuts? How did you feel about it? Do you want to? :)
14. If you're a guy, ever been kicked by a girl? Wanna send her my way? :)
15. Do you think I'm a complete and utter whack ass bizarre perverted freak for asking questions 13 and 14? (The correct answer, of course, is YES.)
16. Do you think Ozzy Osbourne is a washed up drugged out retarded freak; a Ward Cleaver for today's screwed up youth; or the self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness he used to be?
17. Speaking of Ward Cleaver, do you think June nicknamed her son Beaver in order to reclaim her failing love life in the two-bed asexual sitcom era?
18. Speaking of asexual, do you think Bubbles gets cornholed by Michael while the Elephant Man's bones look down upon them?
19. Does that thought kind of turn you on in a slightly dirty sort of way? Be honest now.
20. Can you seriously control your anticipation for the next edition of the Aardvark Sex Surveys?
description: No, this has nothing to do with aardvark sex, but I wanted to be the first one on the list for a while. :) Tell me about yourself!
1. Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes, although with the population explosion I think we're down to 14. Regardless, have you had your 15 minutes yet and if so, what were they?
2. Do you believe in the existence of extra-terrestrial life? (said, of course, in the non-acting goofy style of Fox Mulder from the X-Files pilot...)
3. Toilet paper: Over the top or down the back?
4. The light is red, it's 2 in the morning, there's nobody within miles...will you run it?
5. Do you believe Coke Classic is actually the same as the Coke before they came out with New Coke and reverted back to Coke Classic in a horrendously failed marketing ploy?
6. Star Wars, Empire, Jedi, Menace, or Clones?
7. What cancelled TV shows would you like to see revived?
8. What is that sticky stuff all over theater floors?
9. Why do men have nipples?
10. Have you ever tried to light your farts?
11. Have you ever tried to light someone else's farts?
12. Do you believe in love, or is all human attraction based solely on a selfish desire to get something--be it sex, money, comfort, or in my case, a good kick in the nuts?
13. If you're a girl, have you ever kicked a guy in the nuts? How did you feel about it? Do you want to? :)
14. If you're a guy, ever been kicked by a girl? Wanna send her my way? :)
15. Do you think I'm a complete and utter whack ass bizarre perverted freak for asking questions 13 and 14? (The correct answer, of course, is YES.)
16. Do you think Ozzy Osbourne is a washed up drugged out retarded freak; a Ward Cleaver for today's screwed up youth; or the self-proclaimed Prince of Darkness he used to be?
17. Speaking of Ward Cleaver, do you think June nicknamed her son Beaver in order to reclaim her failing love life in the two-bed asexual sitcom era?
18. Speaking of asexual, do you think Bubbles gets cornholed by Michael while the Elephant Man's bones look down upon them?
19. Does that thought kind of turn you on in a slightly dirty sort of way? Be honest now.
20. Can you seriously control your anticipation for the next edition of the Aardvark Sex Surveys?
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