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A Summer Anecdote

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Holy Buckeye!

Next Victim Egg Hoke!
As we are getting closer to kick-off, here is a little something to help
get
you thru summer--

A Michigan family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their
Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an <ST1:p<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Ohio</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">State</st1:PlaceType></ST1:p
jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Buckeye fan
and I would like this for Christmas".

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head
and says, "Go talk to mother".

Off goes the little lad with the <ST1:p<st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Ohio</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">State </st1:PlaceType></ST1:pjersey in hand and finds his
mother. "Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Buckeye fan and I would like this jersey
for
Christmas".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and
says
"Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Ohio State Jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an <ST1:p<st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Ohio</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">State</st1:PlaceType></ST1:p fan and I would like this
jersey
for Christmas".

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and
says,

"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been an Buckeye fan for an hour and I already
hate you <ST1:p<st1:State w:st="on">Michigan</st1:State></ST1:p bastards."


Enjoy!!!
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Beat me to it, Mili...

It was funnier when CCI posted it earlier this week.
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And even funnier when gregorylee posted it last Friday.

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</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- / user info --></TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt1><!-- message, attachments, sig --><!-- message -->A Michigan family of football supporters head out one
Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an Ohio State jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Buckeye fan and I would like this for Christmas".

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to mother".

Off goes the little lad with the Ohio State jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be a Buckeye fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father!"

Off he goes with the Ohio State Jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an Ohio State fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas".

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Buckeye fan for an hour and I already hate you Michigan bastards."



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cant call it said:
already posted :wink: :lol:
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Why are you laughing? It was already posted twice in this thread that it was already posted, including a post that showed that your post was made after it had been posted last Friday. I think that is an it ex post facto. :wink2:
 
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