A note to Hurricane Earl

[kinch]

To Hurricane Earl:

Please Hurricane Earl, we need you. Only you can save us. Please hit the Jersey Shore. Wipe it out. Please. It will be okay: Snookies float.

 

[MightbeaBuck]

Please hit the Jersey Shore. Wipe it out. Please. It will be okay: Snookies float.

and you want the snookies to survive because... ?

 

[gregorylee]

and you want the snookies to survive because... ?

Earl could sweep her stupid ass out to sea...

 

[NFBuck]

To Hurricane Earl:

Please Hurricane Earl, we need you. Only you can save us. Please hit the Jersey Shore. Wipe it out. Please. It will be okay: Snookies float.

Five stars. Question is, can an ocean get herpes?

 

[Gatorubet]

It will be okay: Snookies float.

and you want the snookies to survive because... ?

The sharks eating them after they've already drowned is far less entertaining.

 

[kinch]

To Hurricane Earl:

FAIL.

Just like your brothers next week. . .

 

[scarletandgrey]

To Hurricane Earl:

FAIL.

Just like your brothers next week. . .

Even Earl didn't want to touch that cesspool that is Jersey. Apparently the ocean can get herpes.

 

[Gatorubet]

Even Earl didn't want to touch that cesspool that is Jersey. Apparently the ocean can get herpes.