"A million to one shot, Doc!"

[Jake]

Burglary suspect had mouse in rectum

...an X-ray discovered a mouse in his rectum. Smith told hospital staff he could not remember the events leading to his arrest...

 

[leroyjenkins]

Shouldnt this be in the Four Lokos thread?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Apparently he ran out of gerbils.

 

[Gatorubet]

"Doc, the last thing I remember is stuffing a package of Kraft processed cheese product up my ass - and then falling asleep in an overgrown vacant lot....honest!!"

 

[BB73]

Who hasn't gotten carried away in the RR and ended up with a mouse up their ass?



Oh, it was a actual live mouse?





Never mind.

 

[DubCoffman62]

How does one face the public, friends and family after something like this?

 

[AKAK]

How does one face the public, friends and family after something like this?

Ask Cecil Newton.

 

[Gatorubet]

How does one face the public, friends and family after something like this?

He may have to explain to his Michigan friends and family how he lost the mouse...

 

[Steve19]

He may have to explain to his Michigan friends and family how he lost the mouse...

Actually, I think they probably will get it...