Do you need to choose a favorite OSU sport
Or can you just see scarlet and gray and exhort?
The first makes it very hard to decide
The second lets you just enjoy the ride.
 
Am I supposed to be happy watching Mike Conley
When the new verbal could be the next Doug Donley?
Can I ponder the weakside defense of Othello Hunter
When the Buckeyes may now have their next great punter?
 
The hoops squad has gotten some clutch shots from Lewis
But other teams' fans want more fouls and just boo us
Hoya fans on Saturday will get a good viewing
Oden will show Hibbert to be no Patrick Ewing.
 
Let's welcome the recent offense from Dave Lighty
Knowing that Block-O could make the line quite mighty
How much rebounding will the Bucks need from Harris?
This offseason's behavior has yet to embarrass.
 
The football team is without Smith, Ginn, Gonzo and Pitt
But with JT at the helm they'll be ready to hit.
Back on the field soon now that it's spring
Beanie should become the next big thing.
 
The football squad at the WHAC has their new digs
And Matta is getting good minutes from Twigs
While Butler and Cook can both hit a clutch three
Someone needs to really step up at QB
 
We're supposed to be psyched for the Final 4 in Atlanta
But then somebody chimes in with a dancing banana,
And the recruitniks can't control their elation
When typing in 'Welcome to the Buckeye Nation!'
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			Or can you just see scarlet and gray and exhort?
The first makes it very hard to decide
The second lets you just enjoy the ride.
Am I supposed to be happy watching Mike Conley
When the new verbal could be the next Doug Donley?
Can I ponder the weakside defense of Othello Hunter
When the Buckeyes may now have their next great punter?
The hoops squad has gotten some clutch shots from Lewis
But other teams' fans want more fouls and just boo us
Hoya fans on Saturday will get a good viewing
Oden will show Hibbert to be no Patrick Ewing.
Let's welcome the recent offense from Dave Lighty
Knowing that Block-O could make the line quite mighty
How much rebounding will the Bucks need from Harris?
This offseason's behavior has yet to embarrass.
The football team is without Smith, Ginn, Gonzo and Pitt
But with JT at the helm they'll be ready to hit.
Back on the field soon now that it's spring
Beanie should become the next big thing.
The football squad at the WHAC has their new digs
And Matta is getting good minutes from Twigs
While Butler and Cook can both hit a clutch three
Someone needs to really step up at QB
We're supposed to be psyched for the Final 4 in Atlanta
But then somebody chimes in with a dancing banana,
And the recruitniks can't control their elation
When typing in 'Welcome to the Buckeye Nation!'
				
						
 

