'80s Movie Babes Then and Now: Rank the Order You Would Bang In and Your Cut Off Pt.

[BIATCHabutuka]

'80s Movie Babes Then and Now: Rank the Order You Would Bang In and Your Cut Off Point
http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/80s-babes-then-and-now-1376362664-slideshow/80s-babes-then-and-now-photo-1376362623964.html

Bunch of now and then picks of hot chicks in the 80's. Don't know if we have had a conversation on hot older (50+) chicks before. Me, I like them much younger, but that is another thread. Rank these 12 chicks by bangability now and then. Draw your line in the sand where you would not bang below. If you are like me and your line in the sand gets a little blurry with beers, feel free to add how many beers you would need to bang the now version of the chicks.

Feel free to throw in a write in vote for any other ladies this yahoo article missed out on.


The Contenders for some BP love

1. Phoebe Cates (50)

2. Daryl Hannah (52)

3. Brooke Shields (48)
4. Sharon Stone (55)
5. Rebecca DeMornay (54)
6. Christie Brinkley (59)
7. Kelly LeBrock (53)
8. Melanie Griffith (56)
9. Carrie Fisher (56)
10. Kelly McGillis (56)
11. Michelle Pfeiffer (55)
12. Kim Basinger (59)

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

Now on the Bangability Scale and how many beers it would take

1. Christie Brinkley - Can't believe a 59 year old lady can be bangable but damn. Zero alcohol required.

That was the top shelf to put it into hard alcohol terms. These next babes are the next tier for me. I could do them all without much alcohol but would definitely drink. Not a bad drunk, maybe a 6 pack warm up drunk so it is extra fun for all involved.

2. Darryl Hannah - Looks like some 30 some year old strippers / ex strippers I know. $5 is my max pay rate to see a girls boobs. She gets the full $5 in the club and I would enjoy my facefull of boobs.

3. Rebecca DeMornay - This picture they used of her is the type of looks I get from girls right before they decide they would rather kill me than anything else. Not sure why I want to bang that, but there you go.

4. Brooke Shields - I probably could have separated 4 and 5 off into a sub tier. Maybe an extra shot or two to spice things up for Brooke Shields. I get the feeling she wouldn't be that good in bed.

5. Phoebe Cates - That picture shows no body. Tough to rate. Made the call here by extrapolating face width growth to a fatter chick. Maybe she is on HGH like Dwayne Wade though and that is why the wider face. Either way, the memory of her before picture made it hard to rank her this low. Hell the memory of her before picture still makes it hard, oh yea, already said that.


Ok this next tier I am starting to get sloppier with my drink. If I was hitting these ladies from behind, I may spill a beer on them while doing it. Probably 12 pack drunk here.

6. Sharon Stone - Looked great in Total Recall. I would bang you hard and with that 12 pack sloshing around inside of me it would sound like the ocean was hitting you from behind. You would dig it though Sharon. I would probably try and pick up up at the hip bone while getting at you from the backside. Hope we don't break your hip.
7. Kim Basinger - Another tough picture for the body. Using the same standard, I bet she is all bony now. Bony is better than fat though I guess so she only needs a solid 12 pack to bang also.
8. Michelle Pfeiffer - I might need a couple of shots here too, not sure. She is so far above the next / last four though that I had to throw her a bone up in this tier of bangability.


Ok now we are drunk. This is the well liquor. Bottom of the barrel. If out on a normal rough night out of drinking this is where me and my buddies made the bar run out of Miller Lites and are drinking something cheap from the bar, something like a whiskey and seven up. Normally I would call this a seven and seven but the liquor out the well gun isn't that good and it probably isn't even seven up for the pop. Anyway, my best drinking performance ever was the fabled case maker. 24 beers chugged with 24 shots of Seagrams Seven in them. My and my buddy each did that while watching either 4 or 5 college football games. Get me that drunk and I am doing these babes. Probably need lots of the jelly from Kentucky to lube up these grandmas but it is what it is.

9. Carrie Fisher - These last four girls were hard to differentiate who I would ejaculate on first. Gave the tie breaker to Princess Leia. Plus getting the fat girl out of the way early helps me focus on these next three for as little time as possible.
10. Melanie Griffith - Yea, if I am banging her I am drinking so much that I am not going to remember it.
11. Kelly LeBrock - Surgery didn't work out for you did it.
12. Kelly McGillis - I guess she is going for the Paula Poundstone look now.

 

[Muck]

Ranking is silly. That being said....

It creeps me out how much Brooke Shields looks like my sister now, and they're about the same age.

Rebecca DeMornay was still hot in John From Cincinnati (about five years ago). Crazy & pissed off, but still hot.

I was stunned when I found out the old nun in Stake Land was Kelly McGillis. She didn't look much better in The Innkeepers.

Sharon Stone is insane in real life too. I met her at the 1st MarDiv Marine Corps Ball in 92 or 93. She was a mess.

 

[Muck]

To be honest I didn't really have crushes on any of the women listed. I guess an argument could be made for Kelly LeBrock but that was more lustful awe. I certainly contributed to the wearing out of a specific spot on Fast Times VHS tapes, but I really had more of a crush on Jennifer Jason Leigh in the movie.

Now, for a list of girls I had actual celebrity crushes on during the 80's:

Vanessa Angel (Spies Like Us)

Kirsten Baker - R (Midnight Madness)

Helen Buday (Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome)

Jennifer Connelly (Career Opportunities)

Carolyn Dunn (Breaking All The Rules)

Andrea Elson (ALF)

Linda Fiorentino (Vision Quest & Gotcha)

Diane Franklin (Better Off Dead)

Jami Gertz (Solarbabies)

Erin Grey (Buck Rogers in the 25th Century)

Joan Jett (Rock & Roll Heaven)

Annabella Lwin (Bow Wow Wow)

Nancy McKeon (Facts of Life)

Kari Michaelson (Saturday the 14th)

Olivia Newton John (Xanadu)

Kelly Preston (Space Camp)

Betsy Russell (Private School)

Jan Smithers (WKRP in Cincinnati)

Catherine Mary Stewart (The Last Starfighter)

Edit: I take that back, I definitely had a crush on Christie Brinkley in Vacation.

 

[AKAK]

Lest we forget...

"Ed, You're a beautiful man"

And, yeah Jennifer Connelly... I'd post a pic from Labyrinth, but, she's so young I feel creepy... but, yeah.... She's still hot.

As to VG's list, I didn't have a real crush on most of them, since generally those were "grown women" - Though, I think decorum requires that most men of a certain age give Phoebe everything they're worth. There's a law some where.

 

[Muck]

Wow, Mia Sara's career has been one long 'meh' since Ferris.

Also, Connelly is a month older than I am so I feel no guilt whatsoever...

 

[AKAK]

Wow, Mia Sara's career has been one long 'meh' since Ferris.[/IMG]

I'm struggling to remember her in anything but that and Legend.

 

[The KSB]

In rank order for both then and now

Then
1. Carrie Fischer - Gold Bikini
2. Phoebe Cates - Red Bikini
3. Rebecca Demornay
4. Brook Shields
5. Christie Brinkley
6. Kelly Lebrock
7. Sharon Stone
8. Michelle Pfieffer
9. Kim Bassinger
10. Kelly McGillis - Last on the list to make the sober cutoff.
11. Daryl Hannah - Give me a couple of beers and I would give it a go.
12. Melanie Griffith - Never was attracted to her.

Now
1. Phoebe Cates - Not the most attractive on the list but still would fullfill a teen fantasy
2. Rebecca Demornay
3. Christy Brinkly
4. Sharon Stone
5. Michelle Pfeiffer - Alcohol required after this one
6. Brook Shields
7. Melanie Griffith - viagra and restraints required after this one
8. Carrie Fischer - has not aged well.
9. Daryl Hannah - Never been a fan.
10. Kelly Lebrock - She looks like the crazy chick that's addicted to plastic surgery.
11. Kelly McGillis - Looks like a british librarian
12. Kim Basinger - Looks like David Bowie in that photo.

 

[Muck]

I'm struggling to remember her in anything but that and Legend.

Her next biggest film was apparently Timecop. :|

Edit: Also in a 1991 (US release in 93) movie about modern fencing (!) called By The Sword with F. Murray Abraham & Eric Roberts.

I have never heard of it but now I must see it.

12. Melanie Griffith - Never was attracted to her.

Look her up in Body Double.

 

[cincibuck]

Two who missed the cut: Carrie Fisher and Sally Struthers.
One who didn't get invited to the first round: Molly Ringwald

MIA: Katherine Ross- crazy hot in The Graduate, and Ali McGraw in Good-Bye Columbus, no wonder Neil goes off his rocker.

One great thing about being 70 is that your perspective widens. When I was 17 I thought anyone 25 was OLD.

 

[Crump's brother]

Two who missed the cut: Carrie Fisher and Sally Struthers.
One who didn't get invited to the first round: Molly Ringwald

MIA: Katherine Ross- crazy hot in The Graduate, and Ali McGraw in Good-Bye Columbus, no wonder Neil goes off his rocker.

One great thing about being 70 is that your perspective widens. When I was 17 I thought anyone 25 was OLD.

Wasn't there a bigger difference between 17 and 25 then? People got married and had kids younger, whereas now many 30 year olds still inhabit mom's house.

 

[AKAK]

Look her up in Body Double.

Speaking of movies with parts I wore out...

The best scene though is like 45 seconds, Craig Wasson's character, I think just got fired from his moster/sci fi movie job, he goes home when his GF isn't expecting him and she's banging some dude... riding on top, there are some tigoldbitties bouncing up and down.

Having said that, I'm generally with KSB on Melanie.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

A google image search of Jennifer Connelly reveals that she's the clear winner of this poll.

 

[The KSB]

Look her up in Body Double.

Still pretty muck meh about her.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Still pretty muck. Meh about her.

FIFY?

:p