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3000 and going...and going...and going

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FKAGobucks877

FKAGobucks877

The Most Power-Drunk
Well, I wanted to fit in, so here is my thread commemorating 3000 posts. I need to thank somebody for pointing out that I was close, but I don't remember who. In honor of this grand occasion, I am going to do absolutely nothing. Everything will remain as it should.

I will keep stalking Thump, continuing to accumulate overwhelming evidence that he is, in fact, truly gay.

I will continue to attempt to figure out whether BKB and I are actually the same poster.

I will continue to utilize my moderator authoritah in a power-drunk manner.

I will continue to accuse every third poster of being Tibor reincarnated.

I will continue to let everyone know what a lightweight SIMV is when it comes to drinking (how is that fuzzy navel, anyways? Almost done with your first already? Wow, and in just a shade under four hours, too - well done).

I will remain committed in my attempt to make sure that everyone knows there is no secret group on this site. Because there isn't. And even if there was, they would be secret, and would only know about themselves. But there isn't, so they don't, therefore they can't. End of story.

I will also remain committed in my endeavors to stop any serious posting in the open discussion forum. This forum is for entertainment. Anything off topic (which is completely my call, by the way) will be threadjacked. I and my minions will see to it.

I will likely edit this post with further ruminations. (No we wont - s/ GuessWhoo) Yes we will. See below picture.

These are my promises to you, o brethren of the cheekiness.

Edit - Thump is trying to hijack. I will pre-empt him. Here is a picture I stole from Thumpers room while stalking him. Discuss.

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Thump said:
Congrats are in order, I guess. :roll1:

BTW, wasn't it stated last year that anyone who starts a thread celebrating a certain post plateau that it was a dingable offense?
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I'm fine with that rule, as long as we establish one where retarded threads about nothing, or shall we say, "mind-numbing" threads are also "dingable offenses". Bring it on, homo, let's see who ends up in the red first.
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
I'm fine with that rule, as long as we establish one where retarded threads about nothing, or shall we say, "mind-numbing" threads are also "dingable offenses". Bring it on, homo, let's see who ends up in the red first.
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Hey man, I had the 4th lowest rep at one time here so I've been there before.

I'd quit posting them if so many people didn't respond to them, like ahem, yourself! :biggrin:
 
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Thump said:
Hey man, I had the 4th lowest rep at one time here so I've been there before.

I'd quit posting them if so many people didn't respond to them, like ahem, yourself! :biggrin:
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Yeah, but that's only because I'm stalking you, remember? :shake: Speaking of stalking, I noticed you got your tickets yesterday for the New Kids on the Block reunion concert. Backstage pass and all! You must be so happy...:lol:
 
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