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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

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ScriptOhio said:
Just sayin': Stalions has a degree from the Naval Academy and is a retired Marine Corp Captain as a logistics officer; I would think that he could qualify for some decent job not related to college football.
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Retired as a captain? A rimgknocker should be a/an LTC by 20 years, even if most of his time were in the reserves. So if he put in 20 and only made captain, he must be a one-trick dud.
 
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cincibuck said:
Retired as a captain? A rimgknocker should be a/an LTC by 20 years, even if most of his time were in the reserves. So if he put in 20 and only made captain, he must be a one-trick dud.
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I think that's one of those things civilians don't get. I had a neighbor when I was living in the hood in Columbus, had everyone all impressed in the neighborhood cuz he was a 20 yr retired vet in the airborne infantry.
Problem was he got out as an e-5.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Just sayin': Stalions has a degree from the Naval Academy and is a retired Marine Corp Captain as a logistics officer; I would think that he could qualify for some decent job not related to college football.
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first of all, he was not in the Corps long enough to have retired

second of all, it was HIS unbelievably careless operational security that got the cheaters so thoroughly busted. If you’re running a spying operation and your OpSec is that ridiculous, I wouldn’t hire you to clean a toilet
 
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Buckeneye said:
Came here to post this. One was The Game 2022. This fucking weasel goes on to say they lost 3 because they didn't tackle well and Georgia was "historically good".

Then professor dickwad says they won the other 4 because - " we dominated the line of scrimmage & tackled well. Blocking, ball security, tackling, run fits & coverage tools".

Well no fucking shit, Charlene. You can be be ultra aggressive and sound to run fits when you know the God damn play. And "coverage tools"...? Once again, It's simple to adjust alignments and overplay route concepts with leverage when You. Know. The. Fucking. Play.


This hack couldn't cut it as a high school DC, knows fuck all about the game of football beyond signal deciphering, and somehow thinks using these types of lines explains their performance?

Anyone who has so much as set foot on the field at any point in their lives will read through this bullshit and roll their eyes. He's an analytics geek who wanted to get into coaching by swinging on weasel nutsack. Only he never learned anything about coaching because he was too busy turning football into a game of ' I spy'.

I usually don't condone needless violence. But the fact nobody swung on this dude after the scandal broke is an absolute travesty.
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Saw some fuck on Reddit trying to excuse the TCU game bc "Edwards had shitty vision" and they were missing Corum. Huh......he seemed to have REALLY GOOD vision on a few plays in the 2nd half against us.
 
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cincibuck said:
Retired as a captain? A rimgknocker should be a/an LTC by 20 years, even if most of his time were in the reserves. So if he put in 20 and only made captain, he must be a one-trick dud.
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DaddyBigBucks said:
first of all, he was not in the Corps long enough to have retired

second of all, it was HIS unbelievably careless operational security that got the cheaters so thoroughly busted. If you’re running a spying operation and your OpSec is that ridiculous, I wouldn’t hire you to clean a toilet
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BuckeyeSoldier said:
I think that's one of those things civilians don't get. I had a neighbor when I was living in the hood in Columbus, had everyone all impressed in the neighborhood cuz he was a 20 yr retired vet in the airborne infantry.
Problem was he got out as an e-5.
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Just sayin': I just quoted Google AI. He was only in for 5 years. Yeah, I know you have to have 20 years in to actually retire with a pension.

Google AI: Connor Stalions retired as a Captain in the U.S. Marine Corps in 2022 after serving five years as a Logistics Officer. He then joined the University of Michigan football program in an official role as an analyst. He was later implicated in a sign-stealing scandal and resigned from his position at Michigan in November 2023. Stalions is currently the defensive coordinator at Mumford High School in Detroit.

Apparently Google AI uses a lose internet definition of retire:
What does it mean for someone to retire?
Retirement is the withdrawal from one's position or occupation or from one's active working life.
 
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DaddyBigBucks said:
first of all, he was not in the Corps long enough to have retired

second of all, it was HIS unbelievably careless operational security that got the cheaters so thoroughly busted. If you’re running a spying operation and your OpSec is that ridiculous, I wouldn’t hire you to clean a toilet
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This.
ScriptOhio said:
Just sayin': I just quoted Google AI. He was only in for 5 years. Yeah, I know you have to have 20 years in to actually retire with a pension.

Google AI: Connor Stalions retired as a Captain in the U.S. Marine Corps in 2022 after serving five years as a Logistics Officer. He then joined the University of Michigan football program in an official role as an analyst. He was later implicated in a sign-stealing scandal and resigned from his position at Michigan in November 2023. Stalions is currently the defensive coordinator at Mumford High School in Detroit.

Apparently Google AI uses a lose internet definition of retire:
What does it mean for someone to retire?
Retirement is the withdrawal from one's position or occupation or from one's active working life.
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If he got out after 5 years, he didn't "retire." He separated. There is a huge difference. And I don't know if it's him inflating his service by saying he's "retired" or just media yahoos saying that not knowing the proper terminology. But trust someone who did retire from the armed services, he isn't "retired."
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Just sayin': Stalions has a degree from the Naval Academy and is a retired Marine Corp Captain as a logistics officer; I would think that he could qualify for some decent job not related to college football.
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Sure, there are still places for fluffers on porno sets, right?
 
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Having lived with two marines (my cousins) for a year & 1/2; I can tell you that unless you were dishon'd, there are no "ex or former" marines. Everyone is called a retired marine after their service.

Want to stir the hornets nest? Walk up to a combat vet and call them an "ex marine".

You'll be corrected quickly.
 
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Buckeneye said:
Came here to post this. One was The Game 2022. This fucking weasel goes on to say they lost 3 because they didn't tackle well and Georgia was "historically good".

Then professor dickwad says they won the other 4 because - " we dominated the line of scrimmage & tackled well. Blocking, ball security, tackling, run fits & coverage tools".

Well no fucking shit, Charlene. You can be be ultra aggressive and sound to run fits when you know the God damn play. And "coverage tools"...? Once again, It's simple to adjust alignments and overplay route concepts with leverage when You. Know. The. Fucking. Play.


This hack couldn't cut it as a high school DC, knows fuck all about the game of football beyond signal deciphering, and somehow thinks using these types of lines explains their performance?

Anyone who has so much as set foot on the field at any point in their lives will read through this bullshit and roll their eyes. He's an analytics geek who wanted to get into coaching by swinging on weasel nutsack. Only he never learned anything about coaching because he was too busy turning football into a game of ' I spy'.

I usually don't condone needless violence. But the fact nobody swung on this dude after the scandal broke is an absolute travesty.
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The game 2022 absolutely was stolen, theres no way you can’t convince me of that.

That said, we didn’t have that problem this year and still lost. Makes 2024 even more mind blowing
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Just sayin': Stalions has a degree from the Naval Academy and is a retired Marine Corp Captain as a logistics officer; I would think that he could qualify for some decent job not related to college football.
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cincibuck said:
Retired as a captain? A rimgknocker should be a/an LTC by 20 years, even if most of his time were in the reserves. So if he put in 20 and only made captain, he must be a one-trick dud.
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What @cincibuck said - if anything, getting out after 5 years as a Naval Academy grad and as a Captain indicates he was told in no uncertain terms he wouldn't be getting his field grade lobotomy and advancing to Major.

Officers don't just quit for no reason.
 
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Mike80 said:
What @cincibuck said - if anything, getting out after 5 years as a Naval Academy grad and as a Captain indicates he was told in no uncertain terms he wouldn't be getting his field grade lobotomy and advancing to Major.

Officers don't just quit for no reason.
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Re: Graduates of the United States Naval Academy (Annapolis) incur a minimum active duty service obligation of five years in the Navy or Marine Corps.

Just sayin': He did his 5 year obligation and got out to pursue something different. He already had 2 promotions, i.e. 2nd LT to 1st LT and 1st LT to Captain. Typically it is 2 years as a 2nd LT and 2 more years as a 1st LT. Noting that he got an "honorable" discharge, he wouldn't have been in nearly long enough to know he wouldn't be promoted to Major.
 
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