2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

[zbuck]

Nice humble-brag.

You can get the Uber app also Thump. It's easy ...

 

[NFBuck]

"Why?"

I'm gonna start making people explain the dumbass shit they say from now on. When the foundation of your entire argument can be defeated by a single word, how strong was it? Why does the NCAA have a hard on for Jimmy? Because he's an asshole? Urban's an asshole. Jim Boeheim is an asshole. Spurrier is an asshole. Bobby Knight was an asshole. Why didn't the NCAA make up a bunch of shit about them? Weird.

Cheeseburgers, dude.

 

[Jaxbuck]

"Why?"

I'm gonna start making people explain the dumbass shit they say from now on. When the foundation of your entire argument can be defeated by a single word, how strong was it? Why does the NCAA have a hard on for Jimmy? Because he's an asshole? Urban's an asshole. Jim Boeheim is an asshole. Spurrier is an asshole. Bobby Knight was an asshole. Why didn't the NCAA make up a bunch of shit about them? Weird.

They also had a hard on for Barry Switzer, Jackie Sherril, Rick Pitino, Jerry Tarkanian and pretty much every Miami of Florida football coach before Coker.

Wonder why?

 

[Zurp]

"Why?"

Why? Because Jimmay was smarter than everyone - inching ever closer to the rules without actually breaking them, and giving them unfair advantages that only the SEC should be allowed to have. They finally got him with the cheeseburgers. They had a taste for blood and decided to go in for more. Unfortunately, he bravely ran away and will forever look down upon the NCAA, while they shake their fists and spit curse words at him instead of reading bedtime stories to their kids.

 

[RuGettinIt]

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("I never!")
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
("You're lying!")
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

 

[Jagdaddy]

Why? Because Jimmay was smarter than everyone - inching ever closer to the rules without actually breaking them, and giving them unfair advantages that only the SEC should be allowed to have. They finally got him with the cheeseburgers. They had a taste for blood and decided to go in for more. Unfortunately, he bravely ran away and will forever look down upon the NCAA, while they shake their fists and spit curse words at him instead of reading bedtime stories to their kids.

It's as if he's a member of the Paterno family when you put it like that ...

 

[Woody1968]

you should have puked taken a dump in his back seat

FIFY

 

[Woody1968]

Nice humble-brag.

I know, right? I just have the BMW dealer provide me with a loaner... But Mr. Big Shot here gets himself a fancy pants uber...

 

[Jaxbuck]

I took it to mean he was bitching whining moaning about the car?

Kind of replaces the old POS car we all knew and loved/hated

 

[zbuck]

I know, right? I just have the BMW dealer provide me with a loaner... But Mr. Big Shot here gets himself a fancy pants uber...

Did I tell you that I went to a "high end happy hour" afterwards ?

 

[BUCKYLE]

"Why?"

I'm gonna start making people explain the dumbass shit they say from now on. When the foundation of your entire argument can be defeated by a single word, how strong was it? Why does the NCAA have a hard on for Jimmy? Because he's an asshole? Urban's an asshole. Jim Boeheim is an asshole. Spurrier is an asshole. Bobby Knight was an asshole. Why didn't the NCAA make up a bunch of shit about them? Weird.

They're mad at him for being the sole voice for the student-athletes and their struggle to get paid.

 

[Mike80]

They also had a hard on for Barry Switzer, Jackie Sherril, Rick Pitino, Jerry Tarkanian and pretty much every Miami of Florida football coach before Coker.

Wonder why?

hey! Keep your Pitino in your pants, Rick! No one needs to see that!

 

[Jaxbuck]

They're mad at him for being the sole voice for the student-athletes and their struggle to get paid.

and to take history classes

 

[lvbuckeye]

"Why?"

because chickens are nervous birds.

 

[Woody1968]

Did I tell you that I went to a "high end happy hour" afterwards ?

Go big or go home I always say!