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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

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Jaxbuck said:
They really don't want to see the numbers for the last half of the 20th century then.

They are a ~3 loss per year team historically. Not making it up because I hate them, it's fact.

More often than not they are teetering on that line between a 3 loss season and a 4 loss or worse season and have convinced themselves they are some kind of perennial title contender.
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Their idea that they are a perennial title contender comes from 125 years ago, when they were also cheating their asses off and were kicked out of the conference for ten years because they were cheating their asses off.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
So two years +...I guess Jimmy was sitting in his office, drinking milk and didn't notice ANY of the shit his staffers were doing?

I mean what's the count now? He had Weiss going full felony hacker, Stallions running the biggest in person advanced scouting ring in NCAA history and Moore banging a co worker at the very minimum.

People expect any rational human to believe a control freak head coach (they all are) didn't know any of that?

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A guy having sleepovers with high school recruits with no funny business going on very well may believe staffers could have sleepovers with there being no hanky panky. They were just counting matches and watching Wopner.
 
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Several Michigan players lived in the same apartment complex as the staffer, and one program source recalled seeing Moore there late at night and Moore’s SUV parked at the complex late at night on several occasions.
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That doesn't mean they were having an inappropriate relationship. They were probably just breaking down stolen Ohio State practice footage....
 
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Thump said:
www.espn.com

Interim Poggi: U-M a malfunctioning organization

Michigan interim coach Biff Poggi described the program as a "malfunctioning organization" after a series of high-profile scandals, one he hopes to "fix" if he becomes the team's permanent coach.
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Biff is smart enough to read the game board and see that if he positions himself as the candidate that will "return" them to their moral high ground he's got a very well paid gig in front of him for the next 5-10 years should he live that long.

Win the usual 9-ish games a year, keep off the tabloid radar and they couldn't fire him for any reason whatsoever.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Biff is smart enough to read the game board and see that if he positions himself as the candidate that will "return" them to their moral high ground he's got a very well paid gig in front of him for the next 5-10 years should he live that long.

Win the usual 9-ish games a year, keep off the tabloid radar and they couldn't fire him for any reason whatsoever.
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Sunshine-pumpers are going to be stuck with that narrative.
 
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woofermazing said:
They play four playoff teams next year, and it's pretty unlikely the team is better talent wise than this year after players jump ship. Biff is probably their ceiling.
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There's no Urban type of coach at the end of the tunnel for them like Ohio State had after the Fickell interim year either.
 
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Just sayin':

1. If you actually wondered what Santa Ono ias doing now. Apparently Larry Ellison is right up there with Dave Portnoy as a "very wealthy idiot".

www.cbsnews.com

Former University of Michigan president picked for education role in United Kingdom

Former University of Michigan president Santa Ono has found a new role at the Ellison Institute of Technology's Oxford campus.
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Former University of Michigan president picked for education role in United Kingdom​

August 18, 2025
Former University of Michigan president Santa Ono has found a new role at the Ellison Institute of Technology's Oxford campus in the United Kingdom.

The Ellison Institute of Technology announced Monday that Ono will be its new global president, working with others to develop and expand the school's science programs. The school focuses on topics such as health, medical science, sustainable agriculture, clean energy and artificial intelligence.

"I look forward to collaborating with EIT's leadership teams worldwide to advance Larry Ellison's bold vision," Ono said in his statement. "I believe this innovative approach represents the most exciting investment in fundamental and applied research globally, and I am thrilled to be part of this collective effort to create solutions to humanity's most pressing challenges."

2. Speaking of Portnoy, apparently he doesn't pay off his bets when he loses..... :lol:

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Dave Portnoy hasn’t paid off $1,000 Michigan-Ohio State bet: Urban Meyer

Dave Portnoy hasn’t put his money where his mouth is.
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Dave Portnoy hasn’t paid off $1,000 Michigan-Ohio State bet: Urban Meyer
Dave Portnoy hasn’t put his money where his mouth is.

Former Ohio State coach Urban Meyer claimed that the Barstool boss — and Michigan alum — has yet to cough up his $1,000 bet after the Buckeyes trounced the Wolverines on Nov. 29.

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“Portnoy still owes me 1,000 bucks, I know that,” Meyer said during his “Triple Option” podcast with Fox Sports co-hosts Rob Stone and Mark Ingram.

The show reposted the clip to its social media and attached the message, “Please pay your debts, Dave.”



Ahead of the rivalry game in Ann Arbor, Meyer and Portnoy made a bet on Fox’s “Big Noon Kickoff” that the loser would pledge one grand to the winning school’s NIL fund.
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