2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[Mike80]

 

[Buckeye doc]

Step 1 to beating them: don't run your QB to get a cheap shot and concussion on your first series (not even sure if that's accurate, I've never rewatched any of the last 4 games ). We should beat them easily with our backups, but that was true last year, too.

 

[1926Buckeyes]

I'm sure Day learned his lesson about trying to measure his dick against their strengths. This year, I have to assume that he unleashes hell on them through the air.

We assumed that same thing last year too.

He's gotta get this monkey off his back

My hope is that a wrinkle will be the use of heavy formations with TEs swaped for WRs or FB for RBs to get matchup advantages.

Won’t win the game but could help. Wouldn’t mind them going 4/5 wide as a change up, but the backup WRs haven’t gotten much play.

Anything that leans more creative and to the WR strength rather than man balling to their level.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hes been seen all over town in his corvette, so the check cashed. Hes not getting paid by the W

Oh, Rio is apparently a rapper? I was going to begrudgingly give him some respect if he was rolling down the street in his Corvette blasting Duran Duran. But….he wasn’t, so fuck him.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh, Rio is apparently a rapper? I was going to begrudgingly give him some respect if he was rolling down the street in his Corvette blasting Duran Duran. But….he wasn’t, so fuck him.

Same thought process here



god I am getting old

 

[gregorylee]

Oh, Rio is apparently a rapper? I was going to begrudgingly give him some respect if he was rolling down the street in his Corvette blasting Duran Duran. But….he wasn’t, so fuck him.

"Duran Duran" WTF are you 70?

 

[Jaxbuck]

"Duran Duran" WTF are you 70?

 

[cincibuck]

"Duran Duran" WTF are you 70?

Why don’t they dance like we did,
What’s wrong with Sammy Kay?
What’s the problem with kids today?

 

[CMic]

"Duran Duran" WTF are you 70?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"Duran Duran" WTF are you 70?

What the fuck were YOU listening to in the 80s?

 

[Jaxbuck]

What the fuck were YOU listening to in the 80s?

Whatever my Mom put on the fucking radio unfortunately.

See kids, we used to have these things called "radio stations" and they would play music but only of a certain genre and only what the DJ liked or the record company paid enough to get played.

So if, for example, your mom didn't like rock and you wanted to go to the mall, guess what you didn't listen to for the drive to and from the mall?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Whatever my Mom put on the fucking radio unfortunately.

See kids, we used to have these things called "radio stations" and they would play music but only of a certain genre and only what the DJ liked or the record company paid enough to get played.

So if, for example, your mom didn't like rock and you wanted to go to the mall, guess what you didn't listen to for the drive to and from the mall?

Yeah, same here. But that sure as fuck wasn’t anything remotely as cool as Duran Duran.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yeah, same here. But that sure as fuck wasn’t anything remotely as cool as Duran Duran.

Kids today don’t know the hell of AM radio or easy listening, do they?

 

[colobuck79]

multiple choice: what did my dad say when I first played my Iron Butterfly Live album?
A. What’s that son? They are pretty good.
B. Son, could you please turn down the volume?
C. Shut off that Goddamn noise.

 

[Jaxbuck]

multiple choice: what did my dad say when I first played my Iron Butterfly Live album?
A. What’s that son? They are pretty good.
B. Son, could you please turn down the volume?
C. Shut off that Godfamn noise.

C. If you start into devil worship I’ll throw you out of my house