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If you ever have to explain “DFBIA” to anyone, show them this:
Rich Eisen. Rich Eisen is what the DFBIA is.
If you ever have to explain “DFBIA” to anyone, show them this:
Rich Eisen. Rich Eisen is what the DFBIA is.
Most fans are delusional. It's just their nature. For example, my own father has predicted Ohio State to win every single game since 1942 (and to be fair, he's been right 77% of the time).Rich Eisen. Rich Eisen is what the DFBIA is.
Most fans are delusional. It's just their nature. For example, my own father has predicted Ohio State to win every single game since 1942 (and to be fair, he's been right 77% of the time).
Michigan fans just take their delusion one step beyond. Good for them. And better for us. When they take the inevitable Buckeye nut punch every year, and their hopes and dreams are once again shattered, our schadenfreude is that much more enjoyable.
What fans think or say or do has little or no effect on the performance of their team. Just because Michigan fans are the DFBIA (and they really are), it doesn't mean that the Michigan football team shares in their fans delusions and dumbness. The team can be perfectly rational and realistic....
Except that they aren't. And why aren't they? Because the Michigan media share the exact same delusions as the Michigan fans. The Michigan media compared a guy with 11 pass attempts over two season to Cam Newton, a Heisman trophy winner, a national champion, a #1 overall draft pick, literally one of the best players in the entire history of college football.... And a guy with 4.5 sacks over two seasons to Joey Bosa, a two-time All American, a national champion, a #3 overall draft pick, literally one of the best players in the entire history of college football.... And Michigan has the best DE tandem in the country.... And the deepest RB room in the country.... And just look at all that depth at CB.... And this is OUR YEAR!!!!!!!
You know, when the media constantly tells you how great you are, it is only natural for you to listen. And after you've heard it enough, to believe. Michigan players believe the hype and they start talking about mirages and revenge tours and guaranteed wins ... and burn scholarship offers from Ohio State ... and promise blood on the field ... a spike the turf at Michigan State ... and disrespect their opponents, even after a loss ... and in general act like arrogant, entitled jackasses.
Michigan fans are the DFBIA.
Michigan football is the DTIA.
Dumbest Team in America.
His bald coworker was spot on. Rich isn't ready to listen tho
The [UM] team can be perfectly rational and realistic....
Except that they aren't. And why aren't they? Because the Michigan media share the exact same delusions as the Michigan fans....
Are we ready to say that Hairball is John Cooper without the 5-stars?
In his first five games against Michigan, Cooper was 0-4-1Are we ready to say that Hairball is John Cooper without the 5-stars?