2019 Week 2 CFB Open Thread

[Telekinesis]

Just because.

“You told me Texas was back! I hate you, dad! Ahhhhhh!”

Pepper in a bunch of f-bombs and that’s the story in a nutshell.

 

[alexhortdog95]

Lincoln should hire Joe Burrow for their new commercials.

The look on his face when that TD scored, and he's like, "F**k."

Burrow trolling TeXPN fans, hahahahahahahaa

 

[lvbuckeye]

Damn. What a game for Burrows. He put up PlayStation numbers. They will get some #1 votes this week. Three different 100 yard receivers.

This week Texas status: not back.

 

[Jake]

North Carolina takes the lead from Duh U with a minute left, 28-25.

 

[alexhortdog95]

What the fuck are these colossal morons talking about? New Age LSU passing to end games like it's a new idea. Different program philosophy?

They're in a shootout you fucks. Their secondary is almost as bad as Texas'.

Turn the volume down and listen to this:

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Herb gonna sleepily drop the BUckeyes to like 15

 

[dragurd]

Oh stuff it herbstriet

 

[alexhortdog95]

Two point conversion. Mack is back, damn.

 

[1926Buckeyes]

Lololol

Kirk falling over himself trying to figure out how to rank all the SEC teams at #1.

"I mean...I mean...have these polls considered using 1a, 1b, and 1c for these teams. They DESERVE it."

 

[youra6]

Let the SEC dick sucking commence

 

[woofermazing]

Gotta get as many SEC teams into the top 5 before they start playing each other. Then your excuse to not drop them is their "elite" schedules.

 

[Jake]

UNC converted a 4th and 17 on their TD drive.

"Turnover chain, baby!"

 

[Poe McKnoe]

I think that LSU DB was getting on the bus.

 

[Systems_id]

Give up nearly 500 passing yards to a LSU offense?

Solid Big 12 defense right there.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Gotta get as many SEC teams into the top 5 before they start playing each other. Then your excuse to not drop them is their "elite" schedules.

“elite losses”.