2019 Week 0/Week 1 CFB Open Thread

[Jake]

Minny got that pick six and it's been all Jacks since.

FCS 21
Oars 20

 

[OHSportsFan]

This is so Big Ten. Pretty sure Minny does this every year?

 

[colobuck79]

Rope not held. Boat not rowed.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Moss is damn pro back for Utah.

 

[colobuck79]

 

[Jake]

Minny survives, 28-21.

 

[scarletmike]

Good job on not choking it away, you useless varmints.

 

[Jagdaddy]

hope pat mcafee and matt hasselbeck never call one of our games. mcafee has a voice only slightly less annoying than petros papadakis'.

Considering that one's voice needs to be a combination of a screaming baby, a jackhammer, and Cardi B to reach a level of annoying that's only slightly less annoying than Papadakis, that's a hell of an insult.

We need some UCLA cheerleader cam action to keep this one even mildly interesting. Their football team is about to get skull fucked.

A legit Tressel-style skull fucking where the final score doesn't really reflect that UCLA never had a chance. The Vest is surely watching and smiling whilst hitting the milk and cookies.

good lord

this looks like Miami and Florida players just switched uniforms

Except it's a slower motion train wreck.

While I'm all on board with the juggalos having a transitory moment of success because Fickell is coaching them, we all know that they are going to be completely incapable of putting it into perspective and not doing stupid shit like bUCkeye state.

Do you even State of Cincinnati bro?

It's hard to conceive that UC is better coached, better QB'd and generally has better players than UCLA

UCLA's frequently had shitty coaching, but it is remarkable that their QB and overall talent is this pathetic.

Needs more swastika.

I'd say this is 'Bill Walton calling baseball' bad, but at least that was hilariously entertaining.

Damn dude, Cheech Marfan is bad enough calling basketball. Picking another sport is just overkill.

Additional comments:

I'm not all BIG, BIG, BIG!, but I'm glad the boat rowers managed to survive the varmint bowl.

Until tonight I was a little bit concerned about the Juggaloes giving OSU a game, but I'm over that. The only way they hang around is if the multiple looks on D confuse Fields enough to get them 4+ turnovers and I don't see Day letting that happen.

Apparently my cable provider has dropped the ACC network. Fuck them: That network served a purpose when 3-4 other games were all on breaks at the same time.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Kent State rolling out a vicious passing attack

 

[buckeyemania11]

Idiot for BYU grabs Utah face mask as he’s running out of bounds on 3rd and 27

 

[bukIpower]

View attachment 22326 Kent State rolling out a vicious passing attack

Is that bad??

Minny survives, 28-21.

Went to the game. Impressed with the play calling for South Dakota and if not for two bad turnovers and a called back KO return TD this is a pretty lopsided win for SDSU. It was a fun game if you like creative play calling.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dorian Thompson-Robinson will single-handedly delay Chip Kelly bringing UCLA back, for however long he is starting QB there. Dude acts like he wants to lead the nation in turnovers. UCLA has to be among the Power 5 programs most in need of a QB.

It's a pretty prodigious list so far and we haven't even seen everyone play yet (including our new QB)

 

[BigWoof31]

UCLASS



recruit a QB Chip, this kid is never going to make it

Was listening to a CFB podcast last week that said the state of California had 46 four and five star recruits last year and UCLA landed one of them, an OL.
That's not going to cut it.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

so how’s many overhyped teams and heismans are we getting after last night?

 

[Mike80]

so how’s many overhyped teams and heismans are we getting after last night?

EACCSPN will try to hype up that hippy in Clemson but the real star for them is the running back.

After that pretty much everyone else sucked.