2019 Week 0/Week 1 CFB Open Thread

[OSU_Buckguy]

I'd like to park something in that Enterprise sopkeswoman's lane

 

[gmen6981]

This is officially the standard for all other 2019 hold-my-beer games

Going to take some extra special fuckery to top this llama abortion

I don't know, it may have been last season,but the Cheez-It Bowl set a pretty high(low) standard.

 

[Dryden]

I would say Miami doesn't have the offense to come back again but who the fuck knows what will happen next

Miami’s best chance to score is to get Florida’s offense back on the field and create a red zone TO.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

There's really no need to hate on Tate.

NEED is the keyword right there.

And it's TATHAN....sheesh

 

[Jaxbuck]

I don't know, it may have been last season,but the Cheez-It Bowl set a pretty high(low) standard.

That was the all time record

This is just 2019 season stuff here

Next to nothing can compete with the Cheez It Bowl

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

This is officially the standard for all other 2019 hold-my-beer games

Going to take some extra special fuckery to top this llama abortion

I haven’t logged in for quite some time. Figured I had nothing to add.

But I really have to respond to this insult to all llamas. Even alpacas are offended. Apologize immediately for this llamaphobic remark.

 

[lvbuckeye]

This ain't right on a Buckeye board, but I can't stand Kirk Herbstreit.

 

[UrbanBuckeye]

Da U just can't handle the bright lights

They should ask ESPN to buy em new ones. Worked for scUM.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I haven’t logged in for quite some time. Figured I had nothing to add.

But I really have to respond to this insult to all llamas. Even alpacas are offended. Apologize immediately for this llamaphobic remark.

Some of my best friends are Llama's. I'd never belittle them.

 

[Dryden]

Hey look, it’s the Ohio State 2018 red zone offense.

And it still doesn’t fucking work even if you replace 10 of the players.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

tate behind center reminds me of jabrill behind center.

 

[Jaxbuck]

tate behind center reminds me of jabrill behind center.

The breathtaking athleticism?

 

[Dryden]

If this game doesn’t end with a player zig zagging through 6 missed tackles for a walk off touchdown I’m demanding a refund.

 

[lvbuckeye]

I'd like to park something in that Enterprise sopkeswoman's lane

Whoa

 

[Dryden]

Must be football season. I’m already sick of the Dr Pepper commercials.