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2015 Week 9 CFB Open Thread

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In honor of a very "blah" WLOCP - a look back at last year at BigWoof31's 2014 antics:


Still alive gentlemen - was traveling for work effective Sunday evening. Rest assured, I've signed in to take my abuse.
Couple of highlights from this Saturday:

1). "Cabernet" and "IPA" might both be pronounced with a "Long A", but they absolutely don't go together at all. Sunday morning at 9:30 am I felt like absolute death. Once I was able to move on Sunday, I counted that I had about a bottle and a half of wine and 5 IPA beers of about 7.2% ABV. I was 100% hammered.

2). When the pass into the endzone was ruled incomplete in the fourth quarter. I took a candle from Yankee Candle company and threw it against the door leading down to our basement. Want to know that "Christmas Snow" smells like? It smells like a fucking pissed off wife.

3). My wife had cooked a Big Chicken Pot Pie for our guest who came over to watch the earlier games with us. Seeing as I wasn't quite fully [Mark May]faced when they were still there, I vaguely remember her telling me before she went to bed that she wanted the leftovers for her lunch this week. She was furious when she came down stairs on Sunday morning and found out I had drunkenly eaten 2/3rds of it and the rest was left out overnight to spoil.


I was a freakin' train wreck on Saturday. I own my special lady friend a trip to the spa for putting up with me.
On to Lexington this weekend. If they lose to the cats I might go live at Keeneland with the horsies.



Rest assured - regardless of the outcome, when Lil Woof made his appearance in June of 2015, I knew this weekend would be a tame one.
Oh to be 26 again. When the only things that mattered were liquor and *****
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BigWoof31 said:
I took a candle from Yankee Candle company and threw it against the door leading down to our basement. Want to know what "Christmas Snow" smells like? It smells like a fucking pissed off wife.
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BigWoof31 said:
Oh to be 26 again. When the only things that mattered were liquor and *****
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I'm into Social Security, and the only things that matter remain alcohol and pussy.
 
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