2015 Week 5 CFB Open Thread

[1926Buckeyes]

Texas football team:

"Mom, football practice is over can you come pick us up?"

 

[youra6]

Suicide prevention or encouragement?

Only in BP does a comment like this get liked.

 

[Saw31]

Gonna start rounding up my football Saturday supplies to head out to the party garage. Wifey has a pot of chili going. I carved up the potato boats and got the bacon made. Beer is cold and just waiting for me. Vodka in the freezer. Just gotta carry out another DirecTV box to fire up the secondary 50" TV...Buckeyes on main 12' x 7' projector screen. hehe Fucking football!

 

[bukIpower]

Man I have to admit that I'm very impressed with scums defense. They're nothing short of dominating the last 4 weeks. Like zero points, and under 200 yard's dominant. Granted the teams blow but I think they're our toughest match up remaining. We will move the ball on MSU but scum presents some issues.

 

[Palpie]

Sparty no, purdue run up the middle for a td, about to be 21 - 14.

 

[Jake]

The games I want to see today are on at the same time. But I'm so glad ND are on ABC tonight.

 

[Jaxbuck]

@Jaxbuck so you're saying if maryland wasn't a dumpster full of tires on fire they'd be winning?

a team with a legit D1 offense and marylands defense could have been in a spot to beat scUM today

yes

 

[Palpie]

Wow wosc just punted from iowa's 35. Caught at the 5, but that's some cowardly shit right there.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Man I stayed up late watching Jackie Chan on AMC last night and wake up to hot garbage everywhere across the college football landscape.

 

[Palpie]

Texas football team:

"Mom, football practice is over can you come pick us up?"

Mom: you can walk home after that 'practice'

 

[buckeyeintn]

Man I have to admit that I'm very impressed with scums defense. They're nothing short of dominating the last 4 weeks. Like zero points, and under 200 yard's dominant. Granted the teams blow but I think they're our toughest match up remaining. We will move the ball on MSU but scum presents some issues.

Our defense will outscore tsun's offense in THE GAME.

 

[Tanner]

It's hilarious listening to Spielman call a game where he has to watch a team like Texas today play with no toughness or heart. It's like it's causing him physical pain to watch.

 

[Palpie]

4th and an inch from their own 26 for iowa. You have to go for it.

 

[Tanner]

Man I have to admit that I'm very impressed with scums defense. They're nothing short of dominating the last 4 weeks. Like zero points, and under 200 yard's dominant. Granted the teams blow but I think they're our toughest match up remaining. We will move the ball on MSU but scum presents some issues.

This is a picture of Urban Meyer after reading your post

 

[Palpie]

It's hilarious listening to Spielman call a game where he has to watch a team like Texas today play with no toughness or heart. It's like it's causing him physical pain to watch.

I'm surprised no one's ever gotten spiels into coaching, i think he'd be really good at it.