2015 Week 3 CFB Open Thread

[Jaxbuck]

#8 from BC tackles like old people fuck

 

[Saw31]

I haven't seen #93 in the game since the QB leveled him. He's in the locker room getting his vagina re-taped I think...

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Don't know why FSU would bitch. They got away with pi imo on that interception.

 

[Jake]

So if Brutus misses a tackle, does Jimbo make him do push ups?

 

[CookyPuss]

BC will continue to cocktease and will choke at the end. Mark it.

 

[Saw31]

Jesus Christ I'm getting sick of all these Draft King and Fan Dual commercials.

 

[Palpie]

Has bc completed a pass yet?

 

[Saw31]

You want to know when I became a free man?

The day I stopped playing fantasy football. Ten freaking years of watching shitty football to see if my FG kicker scored.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Jesus Christ I'm getting sick of all these Draft King and Fan Dual commercials.

But they're giving away $8364929393957748393993.

 

[CookyPuss]

You want to know when I became a free man?

The day I stopped playing fantasy football. Ten freaking years of watching [Mark May]ty football to see if my FG kicker scored.

Amen, I am boycotting that shit. Totally ruined my enjoyment of the NFL... I want the Browns to win, but goddammit I need Flacco to score me points! Ugh, puke. No thanks. Now, I can freely hate all asshole teams and players like god intended.

 

[Palpie]

You want to know when I became a free man?

The day I stopped playing fantasy football. Ten freaking years of watching [Mark May]ty football to see if my FG kicker scored.

Instead we're watching shitty football cause it's the only football on tv.

 

[Saw31]

But they're giving away $8364929393957748393993.

Yeah, but they're taking $8364929393957748393993000000000000000.

 

[CookyPuss]

Yeah, but they're taking $8364929393957748393993000000000000000.

That's okay, it's not gambling.. it's a game of skill.

 

[Palpie]

That's okay, it's not gambling.. it's a game of skill.

I've spent and won $0.00 so that puts me ahead of 99% of their users.

 

[Saw31]

Instead we're watching [Mark May]ty football cause it's the only football on tv.

At least none of my asshole friends are texting/calling/LOLing me a hundred times during this shitty game telling me how my running back got hurt in the 1st qtr and is out for 3 weeks...