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2015 Sugar Bowl Less Civilized Thread (Arguments/Shenanigans)

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I'm in Charlotte for a few days with family, bless my heart and all. Anyhow, I visited the NASCAR HoF today. Frankly, I'm a bit surprised they didn't require a passport to gain admission. Totally different world. So, after drinking a few beers at the BW's before going in I hit the head. Some schmo who worked at BW's gave me some shit about being ready to lose.

I just looked at him deadpan and said, 'I have no idea what you're talking about.' When he got the hint that I wasn't interested in playing the SEC is superior crap-fest he conceded that he expected the game to be better than the media would have us believe.

Fucktards... Had my kids not been there, I would have been less pleasant about it... But I'm fucking sick and tired of this shit. Fuck the SEC homers. All due respect to you Bama (that's BAsic MAth, right?) fans. You're entitled to give shit if you're willing to take it back, but the redneck fucks bringing me some chicken wings and a beer who couldn't find their way across the border between Charlotte and SC can wedge their tongue between my ass cheeks after I have a triple dose of ex lax. Fuck the SEC and your coattail riding pieces of illiterate shitbag eating ass wipes.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
I'm in Charlotte for a few days with family, bless my heart and all. Anyhow, I visited the NASCAR HoF today. Frankly, I'm a bit surprised they didn't require a passport to gain admission. Totally different world. So, after drinking a few beers at the BW's before going in I hit the head. Some schmo who worked at BW's gave me some [Mark May] about being ready to lose.

I just looked at him deadpan and said, 'I have no idea what you're talking about.' When he got the hint that I wasn't interested in playing the SEC is superior crap-fest he conceded that he expected the game to be better than the media would have us believe.

Fucktards... Had my kids not been there, I would have been less pleasant about it... But I'm fucking sick and tired of this [Mark May]. Fuck the SEC homers. All due respect to you Bama (that's BAsic MAth, right?) fans. You're entitled to give [Mark May] if you're willing to take it back, but the redneck fucks bringing me some chicken wings and a beer who couldn't find their way across the border between Charlotte and SC can wedge their tongue between my ass cheeks after I have a triple dose of ex lax. Fuck the SEC and your coattail riding pieces of illiterate [Mark May]bag eating ass wipes.
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You ok? If you need to talk, I'm here for you man.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
I really hope the Alabama team doesnt think Ohio State is like Missouri and Notre dame as much as their dingbat asshat fans do....it would get ugly real quick for them
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Ohio State automatically became a slower and weaker team tonight with A&M and Arkansas winning...the next two days should be fun as a fly on the wall listening to the brilliant musings of SEC fan. For the record, I do hope Smart believes we are like Notre Dame.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
Been having a few beers today. Nine kids in the family... bless their hearts and [Mark May].
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You're a good dad. A few beers is fine. I know it must be tough having that many kids and under so much pressure to help your team win. You're doing the best you can and that's all that matters. If you need professional help I know a guy. Here's his number.:855-242-7285
 
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osucollegebuck said:
Ohio State automatically became a slower and weaker team tonight with A&M and Arkansas winning...the next two days should be fun as a fly on the wall listening to the brilliant musings of SEC fan. For the record, I do hope Smart believes we are like Notre Dame.
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For the record, pretty sure that's how Kirby Smart prepares for a game...get a clue. Also, for the record, no one down here thinks OS is weak and slow. Where do you get that non-sense?
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
I'm in Charlotte for a few days with family, bless my heart and all. Anyhow, I visited the NASCAR HoF today. Frankly, I'm a bit surprised they didn't require a passport to gain admission. Totally different world. So, after drinking a few beers at the BW's before going in I hit the head. Some schmo who worked at BW's gave me some [Mark May] about being ready to lose.

I just looked at him deadpan and said, 'I have no idea what you're talking about.' When he got the hint that I wasn't interested in playing the SEC is superior crap-fest he conceded that he expected the game to be better than the media would have us believe.

Fucktards... Had my kids not been there, I would have been less pleasant about it... But I'm fucking sick and tired of this [Mark May]. Fuck the SEC homers. All due respect to you Bama (that's BAsic MAth, right?) fans. You're entitled to give [Mark May] if you're willing to take it back, but the redneck fucks bringing me some chicken wings and a beer who couldn't find their way across the border between Charlotte and SC can wedge their tongue between my ass cheeks after I have a triple dose of ex lax. Fuck the SEC and your coattail riding pieces of illiterate [Mark May]bag eating ass wipes.
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You're in NC, and you don't stop by with some of your high end Tequila.

No, no, no. I say "fuck you, Sparc, FUCK YOU!".
 
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