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2015-16 bowl games

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dragurd said:
Did he admit to this happening while sober?
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he's pretty much never sober

dragurd said:
Yes we need to know if they are proud of it or deeply deeply ashamed.....
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he has no shame.

texted me and our boss late one Saturday/early Sunday saying only "holy shit!" them never responded.

Monday morning he calls us aside and says "y'all are never gonna believe what happened to me Saturday".

he proceeds to tell us about a chick he met in a bar. Said she wasn't hot, but pretty cute. She was in to the same music as him and they had a few drinks together.
offered to take her home. they fooled around in her driveway and he reached down south and got a fucking handful. a REALLY big handful. Dude was hung like a horse.

I about fell on the floor laughing at him at this point, but our boss chimed in with "well what did you do next?"

apparently he then had an entire conversation with it

him - "what the fuck is that?!!?"
tranny - "I'm sorry, I didn't say anything because I didn't think it would go this far yet"

him - "didn't think it would go this far? why the fuck do you think I was pumping you full of Jack Daniels all nigh....wait a minute WHY did you let me buy some much Jack for you, I coulda spent that on somebody I could have actually fucked!"
tranny - "really im sorry. i was enjoying your company and"

him - "Fuck That! Get the fuck outta my car! and you owe me for all those fucking drinks drinks now asshole!"
tranny - "when do you want me to repay you?"

him - "get outta my fucking car! you don't have to repay me, just get the fuck out!"


by this point I could barely breathe.
boss asks him "so does that mean the tranny is buying the drinks on the 2nd date?"
 
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Nutriaitch said:
he's pretty much never sober



he has no shame.

texted me and our boss late one Saturday/early Sunday saying only "holy [Mark May]!" them never responded.

Monday morning he calls us aside and says "y'all are never gonna believe what happened to me Saturday".

he proceeds to tell us about a chick he met in a bar. Said she wasn't hot, but pretty cute. She was in to the same music as him and they had a few drinks together.
offered to take her home. they fooled around in her driveway and he reached down south and got a fucking handful. a REALLY big handful. Dude was hung like a horse.

I about fell on the floor laughing at him at this point, but our boss chimed in with "well what did you do next?"

apparently he then had an entire conversation with it

him - "what the fuck is that?!!?"
tranny - "I'm sorry, I didn't say anything because I didn't think it would go this far yet"

him - "didn't think it would go this far? why the fuck do you think I was pumping you full of Jack Daniels all nigh....wait a minute WHY did you let me buy some much Jack for you, I coulda spent that on somebody I could have actually fucked!"
tranny - "really im sorry. i was enjoying your company and"

him - "Fuck That! Get the fuck outta my car! and you owe me for all those fucking drinks drinks now asshole!"
tranny - "when do you want me to repay you?"

him - "get outta my fucking car! you don't have to repay me, just get the fuck out!"


by this point I could barely breathe.
boss asks him "so does that mean the tranny is buying the drinks on the 2nd date?"
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So did he tell his boss fuck you man and somehow not get fired?
 
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dragurd said:
So did he tell his boss fuck you man and somehow not get fired?
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no he didn't, but this is the same boss who I threw my keys at, dropped my company credit card in the doorway of his office and said "fuck it! I'm out" and got my job back less than 24 hours later.

the 3 of us are all in our mid 30s and can pretty much tell each other what ever the hell we want without it creating a problem or lasting beyond the current conversation.

makes for a interesting atmosphere at the office.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
no he didn't, but this is the same boss who I threw my keys at, dropped my company credit card in the doorway of his office and said "fuck it! I'm out" and got my job back less than 24 hours later.

the 3 of us are all in our mid 30s and can pretty much tell each other what ever the hell we want without it creating a problem or lasting beyond the current conversation.

makes for a interesting atmosphere at the office.
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Lol our office is that way with coworkers and my boss once joked we'd need to shit on our bosses desk twice to get fired.
 
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Saw31 said:
Which Baylor cheerleader would you start with?

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There's one achievement Baylor can brag about, I guess. They've apparently perfected human cloning.
 
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