2011 BP Mock Draft

[Mike Smith]

Well we wanted Noel Devine, but hey, shit happens

 

[Roger Goodell]

Well we wanted Noel Devine, but hey, [Mark May] happens

You got Dan Snyder to thank for that. I wish that clown would sell the Skins. I hate that man.

 

[Roger Goodell]

With the 28th pick of the 6th round, the New England Patriots select:

Demarcus Van Dyke, CB, Miami (FL)

The New York Jets are on the clock.

 

[Roger Goodell]

With the 29th pick of the 6th round, the New York Jets select:

Dion Lewis, RB, Pitt


The Chicago Bears are on the clock.

 

[A.J. Smith]

The San Diego Chargers have been skipped.


The Arizona Cardinals are on the clock.

Damn, it finally got around to the Chargers pick? I'd rather go back to the golf course.

So back to the golf course I go...

 

[Roger Goodell]

Damn, it finally got around to the Chargers pick? I'd rather go back to the golf course.

So back to the golf course I go...

Talk about late, with the skipped, first pick of the fifth round Carolina selects:

Pat Devlin QB Delaware

Please update the board

 

[Roger Goodell]

With the skipped 8th pick from the 5th round, the Minnesota Vikings select:

Zack Hurd OG UConn

 

[Roger Goodell]

Damn, it finally got around to the Chargers pick? I'd rather go back to the golf course.

So back to the golf course I go...

I hope your golf game is better than your ability to run an organization. Damn slack jaw!

 

[Roger Goodell]

With the skipped 19 pick of the 5th round the Viking select:

Buster Skrine CB Chattanooga

 

[Roger Goodell]

With their skipped 5th round pick, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select:

Cedric Thornton DT Southern Arkansas

 

[Roger Goodell]

With the skipped first pick of the 6th round Carolina selects:

Denarius Moore WR Tennessee

 

[Roger Goodell]

The Chicago Bears have been skipped.



The Pittsburgh Steelers are on the clock.

 

[Roger Goodell]

With their skipped pick in the sixth round Minnesota selects:

Adrian Moten OLB Maryland

 

[Roger Goodell]

With the skipped 22 pick of the sixth round the Buccaneers select:

Byron Stingily RT Louisville

 

[Roger Goodell]

The Pittsburgh Steelers have been skipped.



The Green Bay Packers are on the clock.