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2010 Kentucky Derby (odds now up)

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BB73

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I'll add the horses and odds a few days before the race.

Edit - now done.

Note - just like in the past, these odds will be fixed. If a horse is scratched, those are the breaks.
 
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Ttown;1692779; said:
Good job BB73. I find that horse races are almost always more exciting with horses in them, don't you?
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Clearly you've never been to the derby. Let me give you a step by step process on how the day is supposed to unfold.


1. Get blind drunk in the parking lot on screwdrivers and sangria
2. Under no circumstances do you pay to get in. Sneak in or nothing.
3. Place $30 in bets then lose the betting slips
4. Best to go ahead and get in the longest line ever for the urinal - and dribble [censored] on your pant leg as you exit.
5. Tear your shorts in half trying to climb the infield fence to get a better look at the horses.
6. Absolutely ignore all police officers instructions. In fact, help them to understand that they work for you - not the other way around
7. Run from police. Don't be afraid to let your balls flop around as your pants tear even more from the running
8. Get kicked out as Big Brown crosses the finish line.
9. Throw up in the parking lot of Cici's pizza after eating 9 cinnamon rolls
10. Pee yourself in hotel bedroom.


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BigWoof31;1692805; said:
Clearly you've never been to the derby. Let me give you a step by step process on how the day is supposed to unfold.


1. Get blind drunk in the parking lot on screwdrivers and sangria
2. Under no circumstances do you pay to get in. Sneak in or nothing.
3. Place $30 in bets then lose the betting slips
4. Best to go ahead and get in the longest line ever for the urinal - and dribble [censored] on your pant leg as you exit.
5. Tear your shorts in half trying to climb the infield fence to get a better look at the horses.
6. Absolutely ignore all police officers instructions. In fact, help them to understand that they work for you - not the other way around
7. Run from police. Don't be afraid to let your balls flop around as your pants tear even more from the running
8. Get kicked out as Big Brown crosses the finish line.
9. Throw up in the parking lot of Cici's pizza after eating 9 cinnamon rolls
10. Pee yourself in hotel bedroom.


Success!
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There's more than one step? WTH?
 
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BigWoof31;1692805; said:
Clearly you've never been to the derby. Let me give you a step by step process on how the day is supposed to unfold.


1. Get blind drunk...
2. Sneak in or nothing...
3. Place $30 in bets...
4. Get in the longest line ever for the urinal...
5. Tear your shorts in half...
6. Absolutely ignore all police officers instructions...
7. Run from police...
8. Get kicked out...
9. Throw up...
10. Pee...
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clearly, you've never been to the derby. nowhere in your step-by-step process did you include the most important part: watching the numerous "shows" that take place in the infield.

by the way, i think all you did was detail the common georgia friday night at the local dog fighting ring.
 
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OK, the draw has been made and the odds are posted.

These odds stay fixed, which can be to the advantage of the vWagerer - but if a horse scratches, it's tough luck.
 
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BB73;1698163; said:
Pick a mudder. Louisville is going to get a boatload of rain tomorrow.
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:lol: That's great. The first thing that came to mind with the earlier question:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0umYspP3_4]YouTube - Seinfeld: Mother Was A Mudda[/ame]
 
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