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2009 Southern Miss Spring Game

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so many of you are probably asking, "why did you create a thread about the 2009 smu spring game, electron boy? they're a podunk school in the middle of nowhere no one cares about." and to this i would have to say that under most normal circumstances you would be correct. these are not normal circumstances.

apparently the game was broadcast over all-access and the announcers were unaware that they were live, leading to an incredible mashup of good ol southern boy sexism, racism, and a lust for food. someone on rivals made a nice little rundown of the adventure:

-The three gentlemen expressed their collective desire to "stick their [genitalia] in" various objects.

-One of the gentlemen had sex with a picnic table, but could not describe how precisely this was accomplished.

-One of the gentlemen used to copulate with his bed.

-One of the gentlemen uses his bathroom towels for illicit purposes.

-The gentlemen debated whether having sexual relations with fat girls is against the law.

-One of the gentlemen made some reference to Homer Simpson performing an illicit sexual act upon him.

-He stated that he used to "walk around his room just looking for anything that" he "could stick his [genitalia] in."

-The gentlemen debated which of various household chemicals smells most like semen.

-The gentlemen debated whether Shane is gay. During the discussion, one of the gentlemen belched loudly.

-"Brandon," who "works at the radio station" was advised not to hang around with a "dude"--possibly Shane--who may be gay.

-The gentlemen debated whether having sexual relations with fat girls is against the law.

-The gentlemen discussed using various methods of birth control as a pretext to perform certain sexual acts which their partners might otherwise frown upon.

-One of the gentlemen (thankfully) expressed his desire never to have children.

-The gentlemen debated, for the public record, which of various local skanks is hottest.

-John Cox asked the gentlemen to "play the post-game billboard."

-The gentlemen debated whether EVERYTHING THEY HAD SAID UP TO THAT POINT HAD BEEN BROADCAST LIVE, but concluded that it probably hadn't, and noted that John Cox had "said worse stuff."

-One of the gentlemen recounted stories of John Cox allegedly ogling women in the seats at sporting events. He recounted a story about Cox and a woman in a cheerleader outfit.

-The gentlemen discussed their plans for the evening. One of the gentlemen belched loudly.

-One of the gentlemen noted that he enjoys sitting on the toilet for long periods of time. Another gentleman expressed disapproval for toilet paper purchased from Dollar General.

-One of the gentlemen expressed his belief that "we're going to kick the sh** out of that n****r college."

-One of the gentlemen identified himself as "Brandon Blakeney of B95"
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here's the mp3 of a portion of the broadcast, it is ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK: Wikisend: free file sharing service

More as it comes, expect a gigantic blowup about this today or tomorrow.
 
BB73;1452806; said:
My only question is why Bucky Katt was announcing the Southern Miss Spring Game.
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I'm playing Blanche in an upcoming performance of A Streetcar Named Desire and wanted to work on my southern accent.

sepia5;1452809; said:
A little more background for you:

FOXNews.com - Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
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BKB has advised me that it is in my best interests to give no comment on that article.
 
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BUCKYLE;1452810; said:
Who hasn't been there? Am I right?
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Mike Freeman (formerly NY Times, later lost another job for falsifying his resume) weighs in on the topic.

CBS.Sportsline

...or just another day in the life of an Internet radiocast in Mississippi.

The site Deadspin wrote about this. I'd provide a link but doing so might violate several FCC laws.

If you want to hear some of the most jaw-dropping, foul, offensive juvenile language you've ever heard, listen to the audio. It's not high quality but you can make out the words. I was particularly interested in the one guy who said he once humped his bed as a kid.

Who would ever admit that publicly?

The backstory: a radio station in Mississippi, WXRR-104.5, was live streaming the Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles spring game on the Internet. A couple of low rent turd blossoms who were part of the broadcast crew (though it's not officially sure who was saying what) were talking and didn't know their conversation was being broadcast.

They casually toss around the N-word, talk about sex with plus-sized women, burp constantly, talk some more about sex with large women, burp some more, talk about sex with the Southern Miss cheerleaders, and discuss the length and size of their bowel movements. The phrase "huge breasts" is mentioned once or twice except another word for breasts is used instead.

The casualness in which the N-word is tossed around -- all kidding aside -- is striking to hear in the 21st century.

The audio is over 30 minutes long. The station has apologized and claimed to have reprimanded the people involved.

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