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10,000 superballs bounced down street

You know what would be sweet? If it was a big competition between all of the super balls to see who could get to the bottom the fastest. The winner would receive a life of luxury by being shipped off to a high school study hall where some senior who only has 3 weeks to graduate would find it and throw it at the class monitor, hitting her in the head, resulting in a 3-day suspension, which would revoke his scholarship and acceptance to the university of his dreams. The losers would all be condemned to the 25 cent vending machines at the Walmarts throughout the world.

Is that why you lost your scholarship to scUM?

On another note, I bought this super ball at WalMart. It looks like it's already been bounced down a hill.

But it would be flippin' sweet to see this happen. Set 20 or so high school kids there at the bottom with safety glasses and see how many each can catch. The winner gets a "get-out-of-suspension" ticket, good for three days.
 
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