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Teddy you worthless prick. Let @Dolly Madison tell you how me and Martha made her tap out in the parlor.

What kind of newfangled voodoo witchcraft is this??? Damn Martha put those mushrooms in my tea again. Dammit Dustin Fox is a SAFETY not a CORNER!

LIES! I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

You dirty hag, I had to gargle penicillin for two years after our last slow dance.

Dolly, you raggedy wench, you must want more wooden splinters on that donkey arse you tote around.

MArtha says its red satin pannie night! Cheers!

All of you pussies need to pony up now. These bitches and keggers aren't free. I'm sick of watching @Jaxbuck trying to twerk. Assholes. @Thump no more gimp suit, we know its you and those pickle tits.

You should know bukkake boy. You and your buddy Desmond can come back any time.

I am hung like Roosevelt's horse. Just sayin.

Aight, yall know what kind of party this is. Put your keys in the bowl. Jimmy wraps on the counter. Lube on request.

What's up bitches? GDub rollin up and chillin today

I love Dolly's glazed donut

Speaking of fat sluts, Ulysses, Martha is ready for you to come knock the powder out of her wig again.

because you have a square head, fuckstick.

EDSBS--THE PRESIDENTS ASSIGNED TO THEIR RIGHTFUL SCHOOLS Rutgers?? This is treasonous.

Jeff, soon, you will not be spewing such foolishness. Better put some extra powder in that wig young buck.

The first PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES says "Happy New Year, Bitches." Look at the first two to respond. Not surprised. Bitches. Early, but it takes time to get Martha good and greased up for our annual 'group fun'

Happy New Year, bitches.

You bitches better learn to handle a flintlock...and your women. Martha been in check from day 1.

July 4th. You are welcome, bitches.