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  1. GeorgeWashington

    January 18 Site Outage Scheduled. Approximately 9am-3pm Eastern. REMAIN CALM ALL IS WELL!

    Teddy you worthless prick. Let @Dolly Madison tell you how me and Martha made her tap out in the parlor.
  2. GeorgeWashington

    January 18 Site Outage Scheduled. Approximately 9am-3pm Eastern. REMAIN CALM ALL IS WELL!

    What kind of newfangled voodoo witchcraft is this??? Damn Martha put those mushrooms in my tea again. Dammit Dustin Fox is a SAFETY not a CORNER!
  3. GeorgeWashington

    BP: What’s on tap?

    LIES! I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
  4. GeorgeWashington

    BP: What’s on tap?

    You dirty hag, I had to gargle penicillin for two years after our last slow dance.
  5. GeorgeWashington

    BP: What’s on tap?

    Dolly, you raggedy wench, you must want more wooden splinters on that donkey arse you tote around.
  6. GeorgeWashington

    BP: What’s on tap?

    MArtha says its red satin pannie night! Cheers!
  7. GeorgeWashington

    Alright everyone, time for some real talk about BuckeyePlanet's future.

    All of you pussies need to pony up now. These bitches and keggers aren't free. I'm sick of watching @Jaxbuck trying to twerk. Assholes. @Thump no more gimp suit, we know its you and those pickle tits.
  8. GeorgeWashington

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    You should know bukkake boy. You and your buddy Desmond can come back any time.
  9. GeorgeWashington

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    I am hung like Roosevelt's horse. Just sayin.
  10. GeorgeWashington

    My Bitches

    Aight, yall know what kind of party this is. Put your keys in the bowl. Jimmy wraps on the counter. Lube on request.
  11. GeorgeWashington

    My Bitches

    What's up bitches? GDub rollin up and chillin today
  12. GeorgeWashington

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    I love Dolly's glazed donut
  13. GeorgeWashington

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    Speaking of fat sluts, Ulysses, Martha is ready for you to come knock the powder out of her wig again.
  14. GeorgeWashington

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    because you have a square head, fuckstick.
  15. GeorgeWashington

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    EDSBS--THE PRESIDENTS ASSIGNED TO THEIR RIGHTFUL SCHOOLS Rutgers?? This is treasonous.
  16. GeorgeWashington

    Happy New Year

    Jeff, soon, you will not be spewing such foolishness. Better put some extra powder in that wig young buck.
  17. GeorgeWashington

    Happy New Year

    The first PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES says "Happy New Year, Bitches." Look at the first two to respond. Not surprised. Bitches. Early, but it takes time to get Martha good and greased up for our annual 'group fun'
  18. GeorgeWashington

    Happy New Year

    Happy New Year, bitches.
  19. GeorgeWashington

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    You bitches better learn to handle a flintlock...and your women. Martha been in check from day 1.
  20. GeorgeWashington

    The former Presidents for usernames.

    July 4th. You are welcome, bitches.
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