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Writing in my own voice now, as a semi-annonymous BP poster, I just have a few things to say about what we've seen from scUM lately. I was born a Buckeye. There was never any choice involved with who my favorite team was. It's part of me. It's part of my family. No one ever told me who to root...

...Vice President Walter Mondale did seem to take the results of Tuesday's general election in stride, however. When asked how he felt about his historic loss to President Elect Ronald Reagan, he said: "Well, I did win in Minnesota. Which, I believe puts me ahead of Michigan in the Big Ten...

Do you speak for Jerry?

...sure, that'll get you life without parole in Seattle, but do the same thing in Clifton, NJ and they just elect you Mayor! [hold for laugh] Speaking of criminals...the Cincinnati Bengals were in the news again this week! [hold] Yeah, did you hear about this? Oh, don't worry, it's not too...

...and how about those Cincinnati Bengals? [hold for laugh/groans] Tough loss for the "AFC North Champions". [pause] That's kind of like saying I was the Clifton, NJ stickball champion in 1958...I was the only kid in the neighborhood who didn't have polio! [hold, turn to band] Polio! [hold] My...

You know, it's not such a bad New Year for UC fans. All they have to do is go to their closets and get out the UF jerseys they bought three years ago. [hold for laugh] Tomorrow's all about the Bengals...unless they lose. [hold for laugh] Then it's back to the closet for the Longhorns jersey...