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Gonna be a no from me, Vol.

Nitro Tuggle sounds like something you ask your significant other for when she doesn’t feel like putting out.

Best I can do is Anchorman.

Jim Knowles should have listened to the wise Buckeye parable from yesteryear. As the young, noble Michael Weber Jr proclaimed to his whiny bitch of an opponent after a contest: Shit happens, bum juice. ‘fuck outta here.

Ohio State very clearly wanted it look like they did everything they could to retain Knowles, which I’m sure they did, based on the comments that they made him an offer that would make him the highest paid DC in the nation. I wish they would have just said “we wanted a DC that wasn’t a dead...

I’ve never watched James Franklin’s Penn State teams and thought a defensive coordinator is all that they need to become elite.

Meanwhile, Tom Allen:

Jack position warming up.

Congrats, coach. YOU did it. You proved the haters wrong. You proved most people wrong. Thank you.

Coach Day, logging on to BP and seeing me doubting him:

Holyyyyyyy shit, he did it. I don’t know how, but he did it. Congrats to everyone involved. Not sure what happens from here, but they fucking did it. They fucking did it.

Not too much doodoo though.

#4

how about offensive pass interference, I’m confused

My wife.

Come the fuck on, finish.

9 minute scoring drive, I’m in

Soft ass cover 2 from ND.

Cleaned the master bath from top to bottom to put in the work like I know my Buckeyes are going to do tonight. You could present a CFP National Championship Trophy in that shower.

My prediction: