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I remember that. "What's the score of the XYZ game?" "Shit - we just missed it. I guess we'll have to wait 20 minutes." 20 minutes later you were getting a beer and missed it again. Of course, that was 25 years ago. We didn't have the internet in our pockets. And there were only about 4 games...

Are any of these teams real? I'll go with Memphis.

This is your first rodeo, isn't it? These people operate in a different plane of existence from the rest of us. Don't try to use your logic in their world.

None at all. Totally sincere. My original thought was that the more you restrict where people come from to join your team, the fewer people would want to join your team. If you tell them that if they leave, that door will never be re-opened, it might tell new nerds to stay away. But your point...

So, I'm not much of a fan of college basketball. I just don't watch it much. But, my understanding is that you got a handful of 5-star dudes who are in college for 1 year before going to the NBA. The teams that get those players might make it deep into the NCAA tournament, but rarely win it all...

I think the college to pros comparison is closer to the small market to big market comparison within MLB - not so much the MLB to minor leagues. True, the small market teams in the MLB play against big market teams, but the college football teams don't play NFL teams. But the MLB teams are tied...

You bring up an excellent point, and I think my mind has been changed.

I'm not sure I love this play. "Come to the Big Ten, where once you leave, you won't have a chance to return."

Gotcha. I guess the subtlety was lost to me.

You're probably right. But whatever you call it, Script Ohio in the snow isn't in the same category as hitting the other team's starting quarterback with the equipment cart, starting fights with the other team where officials aren't around like a bunch of thugs, or the cheating.

The years the things happened in your list of Ohio State Hijinks: 1973 2004 2025 2025 The years the things happened in your list of *ichigan hijinks: 2020s 2020s, or are you referring to 2013? 2017 2020 2020s So you had to go back 50 years to come up with 4 of Ohio State's hijinks. You had to...

Assuming that's a serious post from a Penn State fan, I think this is the very heart of the problem. This is why we call you a fucking cult. See, your identity is tied directly to that university. Your successes are theirs and theirs are yours. And that's why the Sandusky shit hurt you so much...

I know there was talk about the cheaters vs Appy State recently. This video just popped up for me: It looks like it's already 7 years old. Nothing really new to me. But it's still fun to watch.

Only first semester students have mental health issues.

I know you said "just some" of those opponents. But here's some more: USC in the late 80s or early 90s. We got smoked in LA and then lost a close one in the rain at home. Notre Dame in 95 and 96. BC in the early 90s. I know they aren't always a powerhouse team, but those games were likely...

Not that I'm an expert on what makes a strong hooker game, but you don't think they can import them from New Jersey?

I don't know if I'd go as far as "we have fallen", but I think I agree that a dude should be able to park in any other legitimate spot. I park way away, usually, too. But it's more of a thing where I don't want to drive near the doofuses walking into and out of the store. Plus, I got a tiny car...

I'd take the interception with a safety and a 15-yd penalty, if it meant Ohio State had a chance to get another interception.

Of course, some great parts of that game: 1. Their fans insist that Smith fumbled that touchdown reception and it should be a turnover and touchback. You're grasping for anything you can hold onto. 2. They wanted to defend the M... and Ohio State showed that they had no desire to attack it. 3...

I'm assuming you're talking about 1996. If so, FIFY.