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  1. zincfinger

    2020-2021 Ohio State Men's Basketball (Official Thread)

    Might as well go for the sweater, then, since you’re probably getting shoved into a locker either way.
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    Mark Pantoni (Assistant Athletic Director, Player Personnel)

    There's pretty much a straight line running through the highest-performing Instagram accounts - Oregon, Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State - with a slope of about 6-7 million interactions per post. While not shown on the graph, I am also on that line.
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    2021 CA LB Raesjon Davis (USC Verbal)

    It's not necessarily disingenuous to say, "Take a look at our roster. You're pretty much a lock to start right away unless you have a foot amputated. Then it becomes 50/50."
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    SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

    Kelly probably pulled a baseball from behind Harbaugh’s ear.
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    TenneCheat VolunTears (official thread)

    Or Kansas. Possibly Fantasy Island, if you want to get crazy.
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    RB Miyan “Chop” Williams (Toronto Argonauts)

    Maybe he just got on the wrong plane.
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    2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

    He's gonna take a swing at Gattis in the middle of a game? (assuming Gattis is still there)
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    CFP Title Game, Alabama vs tOSU, Jan 11, 8:15 ET on ESPN, Miami

    Maybe better suited for the rumor mill, but since it's a publicly available rumor, Dan Patrick is claiming via anonymous source that OSU is close to falling below the minimum required number of players available for Monday.
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    2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

    This post merits an Elmer R. Smith Foundation Great Post Award, presented by Safeway.
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    Florida Gators (official thread)

    Per Wikipedia: “In 2008 [Bill] Martin was named Athletic Director of the Year by the Dodd Foundation.”
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    SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

    It’s Michigan. The players were grateful to have been spared that asskicking.
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    Buckeye Secret Sauce?!?

    This was already addressed in another thread. The secret sauce is canned chili that has cinnamon, cocoa, and excess sugar in it.
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    Reverend Dabo Swinney (HC Clemson Tigers - GSCS), random mid-century cars, and steroids

    I preferred the sequel, Junction Boyz N The Hood.
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    2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

    He probably just meant "All-American in my heart." It's hard to say for sure, since there are probably several dozen organizations that put out pre-season All-American lists, but I didn't see any that included Quitty Paye or Aiden Bosinson.
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    Reverend Dabo Swinney (HC Clemson Tigers - GSCS), random mid-century cars, and steroids

    It must be surprising to Cincinnati to discover that “playing more games” is what kept them out of the playoff.
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    2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

    I’ve decided to forego the NFL and will be returning to BP for the 2021 season. I’m back!
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    Sugar Bowl: #3 Ohio State 49, #2 Clemson 28, Jan 1 in New Orleans

    The only notable thing about this is the claim that Clemson/Venables are somehow better at capturing and deciphering their opponents play calling signs than most everyone else is. If that's true, I hope the OSU staff figures out how to prevent it, and also how to do it.
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    2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

    Sure, but if you've adjusted your expectations so that slightly out-recruiting Penn State is the goal, because recruiting competitively against Ohio State isn't a realistic option, then that's not such a big problem.
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