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  1. ORD_Buckeye

    Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

    Went over to Surly for the kicks. Apparently, Arch sucks because he's an alcoholic. The Buckeyes broke Arch Manning. You're welcome, America.
  2. ORD_Buckeye

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    And Underwood was mediocre too. Not Arch Manning Inc. terrible, but underwhelming for sure.
  3. ORD_Buckeye

    Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

    I'm not sure why my erection has lasted longer than four hours. Is it because Dabo's messiah has abandoned him, or is it because sure fire Heisman and #1 overall draft pick Arch Manning Inc. has proven to be a colossal bust?
  4. ORD_Buckeye

    Week 3 Game Discussion Thread

    Not confused...drunk.
  5. ORD_Buckeye

    Week 3 Game Discussion Thread

    4-14 for 58 yards and a pick...against utep. tejas fan needs to come to grips with the fact that Arch is ass.
  6. ORD_Buckeye

    QB1 Julian Sayin (National Champion)

    He's no Jim Karsatos.
  7. ORD_Buckeye

    QB1 Julian Sayin (National Champion)

    Sayin has performed perfectly. Had the discipline to stay within the parameters that the coaches set for him against Texas (be good, but you don't need to be CJ good). Against an overwhelmed Grambling, he let loose a little bit and went 18-19 for 304 and 4TD. The coaches are bringing him...
  8. ORD_Buckeye

    Game Thread Ohio at #1 tOSU, Sat. Sept. 13th, 7 ET on Peacock

    The OU game will be a nice contrast to Grambling. With Grambling, we got to see a genuine HBCU band at their best. With OU, we'll get to see a bunch of overweight, pasty white kids trying to do the same style. They are the Pat Boone of collegiate bands, practically a minstrel show.
  9. ORD_Buckeye

    2025 Ohio at #1 tOSU BMW Thread

    My prediction...
  10. ORD_Buckeye

    J.J. McCarthy (once a tCun, always a tCun)

    More justification for not giving a shit about the Bears. They had one job, but instead, they made spin pass look like Joe Montana in the 4th quarter. I'm physically sick.
  11. ORD_Buckeye

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters

    9 of 24 for 142 yards and a 40.2 QBR. Sucks when you don't know the defensive play call in advance.
  12. ORD_Buckeye

    Week 2 Game Discussion Thread

    Sounds like someone who's FORTY....AND A MAN....would have learned when to keep his moth shut.
  13. ORD_Buckeye

    Week 2 Game Discussion Thread

    If Holy Sinatra has been listening to my prayers, all this Bryce Underwood hype will get killed off in the cradle with a ball peen hammer today.
  14. ORD_Buckeye

    Week 2 Game Discussion Thread

    UCLA-UNLV has some interest. I have no idea how good UCLA might be, but UNLV needs to beat them if they're truly a threat to Boise and a cfp contender.
  15. ORD_Buckeye

    Desmond Howard (traitor, whiny btch, cockbiscuit, exsanguinated titwhistle)

    He is what he is on air: pure schtick and clown show. It's what he's paid to do. Where I draw the line was with him fucking with CJ at the Heisman ceremony. At that point, he crossed the Rubicon from being an on-air clown to being a genuinely rotten human being. At this point if he was in a car...
  16. ORD_Buckeye

    Oklahoma Sooners (official thread)

    I've loathed Okie since Switzer, but God damn do I love them this weekend.
  17. ORD_Buckeye

    2025 Polls

    I'm calling my money shot right now. B1G: Ohio State, pedsters and Oregon with The Fighting Berts last in. SEC: tejas, UGA and LSU in as lock with Florida last in. ACC: Miami and SMU B12: Iowa State G5: UNLV
  18. ORD_Buckeye

    Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

    Yep. Thank Sinatra that they were so arrogant and entitled that they thought they could shove Okie down the conference's throat.
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