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  1. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    I finally went back to MGoBoard. I found an interesting thread. https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/connor-thee-stallions-attending-coi-meeting-today That's probably accurate - no one will be happy with the punishment. This one is good: It isn't "everyone speeds". And no one is going past you. You...
  2. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    I disagree. Make him play behind that shitty offense. Let them win some games and get their hopes up. Lose to Oklahoma but beat the wimps on their schedule. Then fall to Indiana 52-10. (I don't actually know that Indiana is on their schedule, but feel free to switch them out with another team.)
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    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Yeah - good ones. Ask me if I want a meeting at 2:00 before sending me an invite. And if you're on the west coast, don't send me a request for 3:00 your time. I don't schedule meetings with you for 8:00 my time.
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    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    My magic computer calendar does that automagically, too. But I mean when someone sends an email: "Can you join a call at 3:00 EST?" First, it tells me that you aren't as smart as you think you are. Second, all that stuff I posted before. And I'd love to switch to DST 100% of the year.
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    QB1 Will Howard (National Champion, Pittsburgh Steelers)

    As a Browns fan, this pisses me off. Those fuckers find a way to win with Kenny Pickett. They find a way to make Russell Wilson look good, again. They find a way to turn a blocked field goal into a made field goal (that one goes back to 2002). The Browns get Johnny Manziel. They find a way to...
  6. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    Don't spoil it, but I'm trying to figure out what that means. I want to wait to find out tomorrow, though.
  7. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    What better way to distance yourself from Ono than to cut ties with all he stood for pretended to stand for? Seriously, if I'm in a spot to take over for someone who landed my organization in hot water, I'm getting rid of anyone who might be associated with the previous dude and with whatever...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    That won't last much longer. I think each game they win this year will soon become a look of confidence. "I'm a lot better at this than I thought." and "This is easier than they said it would be." When that crashes down, it'll become a look of "I have no idea what I'm doing out here."
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    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    Dang - I just wanted amnesty from my next BP wedgie. I didn't mean to make you give up your livelihood.
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    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Here's another one that is probably unreasonable: people who think they're being smart by scheduling something to be at "3:00 EST". The EST stands for Eastern Standard Time, as opposed to Eastern Daylight Saving Time (EDT). If you schedule something for 3:00 EST in June, I have to do the whole...
  11. Zurp

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    What do I win?
  12. Zurp

    SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

    That made me laugh a little, at first, thinking it isn't really fair to compare Sparty to LSU and Bama. But maybe it is. Maybe at LSU and Bama he was able to get away with shit he wasn't able to get away with at Sparty. You know - the under-the-table stuff. Maybe I'm not really being fair to...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    Not that I'm an expert on cults, but I'm sure you're right. I'm sure the idea is to get everyone on the same side by creating a common enemy. If there's any difference of opinion, then the enemy could be within, and that cannot be tolerated. I'm also no expert on Nazi Germany, or Communist...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments - NCAA: no wins taken away, no postseason ban

    I used to have a friend who graduated from there. I found it annoying, though. She couldn't have a rational conversation. When Ohio State was going through their 2011 tattoogate, she couldn't admit that maybe *ichigan could possibly have some impermissible benefits, too. I was still going...
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    QB Kirk ‘Nightmare On’ Herbstreit (Frosted Quips, False Narratives Clown, Afraid of THE Lunatic Fringe)

    I "liked" your post, not because I like the facts, but because I agree with your last sentence. This isn't acceptable, but it also isn't surprising to me. I don't think I've ever gotten a legitimate death threat. I don't want one. I hope I never get one. I hope no one in my family ever gets one...
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    Buckeye Nation

    "I have a shit-ton of money. Or, maybe, I just want people to think I do. I'll invite some clients and impress them." Is the band still going to fit there?
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    Oregon Ducks (aka U of Nike)

    I'll take your word for it that Sanke and Saban are trying to set some rules. But that might make sense. I don't know that this is going on, but it could be... those who want to bend the rules might want to be the ones who write the rules.
  18. Zurp

    Olympics: Flag Football

    That's because the current flag football team wouldn't beat a team of NFL players (that are adequately motivated to win).
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    ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

    I agree, but they may say that since *ichigan didn't win it, Alabama gets it. What are you gonna do about it? Tear down the banner Bama puts up?
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    Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

    I like the idea. I like making fun of Brian Kelly, but I like his idea. Get the SEC and Big Ten to have the same number of teams. 16, 18, 20, 30, 50... whatever. Then match them up by how they ranked last year. Year 1, we'll play all the games in the SEC home stadiums. Play them in September...
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