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Leck mich am Arsch, und suchen mein Schwanz, Katt.

Smith threw that football as if he were firing from the Texas School Book Depository Building.

Great win for the Bucks. The Cuban Missile struck again...and again! I want that man on my Cabinet.

The crabs are better in the Cheserpeake areaer, Georgie. If you didn't spend so much time in Crawford, you could be enjoying more blue crabs.

I regret to inform you, Georgie, that Diebold is not running this voting machine.

Please explain.

Dick, you and GWB have much to talk about in the area of wiretapping. Crooks.

I have a great nickname for this guy: The Cuban Missile.

Thump, semicolons and colons are always placed outside quotations. If you had a Hahvahd education like me, you would know that. :p Speaking of colons, I really need to take care of that burrito I ate last night. Dick, how do you tell the difference between Checkers and Pat?

All in, bitches.

I must've had Taft on the brain that day. Anyway, those Krauts knew what I meant.

Dick, why do you hate America?

Nice chops, Chesty. I bet the women just loooove it when you tickle their thighs.

It's getting hot in herre, so take off all your clothes (except you, Dick -- you repulse me).

Awww... is Dick sore? I know mine is. :p

Good one, Dick. Kissinger needs his balls licked -- why don't you go help him with that.

Who are you again?

Notre Dame. Go Irish Catholics!

OSUsushichic is actually Jackie. Don't you mock her, asshole.

I have not, but I did stay at the Watergate last night.