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She would have been the prettiest girl there if she had.

I didn't know she went to Michigan.

I would just wait until tomorrow, fire everyone who's name shows up in the report, and have enough Pinkertons standing by to make sure they were all off campus by close of business.

I don’t know about the others, but Case Western seems pretty healthy. They have over 12,000 students and a two billion dollar endowment.

I think that’s one of the top rules of cults. Dissent shall not be tolerated. Everyone must toe the line. We did not cheat. Everyone is out to get us. We are the victims.

From Wikipedia: "President Richard Nixon attended the game and established it as a national championship game by announcing he would award the winning team a presidential plaque declaring them 'the number-one college football team in college football's one-hundredth year.'"

Here's another one. Not sure if it qualifies, but what the hell. Mazi Smith: Sentenced to a year of probation for gun crime, January 2023

Never have truer words been spoken... I mean written... Or typed... You know what I mean.

Don't underestimate Ono's ability to slither his way out of jams. I don't think he actually believes in anything other than satisfying his own narcissistic desires. My guess is his best option at this point would be to double down on his liberal bona fides and try and land at some small...

Does anyone have any thoughts as to why Florida would even grant Santa Ono an interview? Is the job really so toxic that no legitimate candidates applied?

That’s one of my favorite scenes. But I just realized something. Even if he had found it in a taxi cab, I think he would still have had to declare it as income.

I'm kind of torn about this. I'd like to see Ono have the rug yanked out from under him, but I'd also like to see him wreck the University of Florida. I guess I should view it as a glass being half-full situation.

Ono left UC in 2016 and spent six years at the University of British Columbia before taking the UM job. Seems like 4-6 years is about how long he can keep the grift going before having to move on.

People have been trying to figure out what the fuck that guy was singing for decades, and you finally cracked it! Legend has it Doug Ingle himself couldn’t remember what he was singing when he heard it played back the next day because he was so drunk when they recorded it.

That's even better.

I‘m sure Ono’s steady hand and steadfast commitment to integrity will quickly right the ship at the University of Florida.

He is, however, stupid enough to be dumber than one.

Right. But I think we should have a safe word.

Unless, of course, that's what you are into.