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What he said. If I were Tonyank, I'd hit my knees everyday thanking the good Lord for not letting my daughter look like me.

The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered the bad news, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there's just no easy way to say this, prepare to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent, horrible death within the year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the single flickering candle, then down at...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the young blonde woman behind the wheel was knitting. She was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, so the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his...

I was warned that it was a really tough quiz...so I blew the first two answers (the easiest) because I thought they were too obvious, maybe trick questions. Still I would have only had 9 of 12, not even good for second place here.

How well do you know the Declaration of Independence? Signers, writers, etc....of twelve questions, I only got seven correct. The Declaration of Independence Multiple choice, pick-a-winner format, takes about three minutes.

From the whole thread, it boils down to this... You aren't doing for her, you are doing it for yourself. You like to do it. If it also makes you unhappy to do it, you like to be unhappy. If you like to be unhappy, you are having a great life. You shouldn't change a thing.

Mainly, right after the surgery I was able to spell recommendations... Hurdles? You'll have to get used to swimming without worrying about losing a contact. You'll have to get used to being able to seeing clearly while underwater ...used to seeing clearly upon opening your eyes after...

Gator had something earlier to say about that type of behavior... Anyway, you said you were going to get rid of about 50 'friends' - this would be the most fun way to do it.

Independence Day or Patton?

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

?????????? Then why keep score?

Any evidence?

Go to NOTREDAMECHIEF's comments in the first couple of drinking threads. His top ten drinks all qualify as girly drinks, and you can extrapolate from there. :gobucks1:

"Sensitivity to criticism"? Coach Tressel didn't seem to have problems with criticism, at least no more so than 98% of the other coaches out there at either his level (D1) or even NFL coaches. And this confuses me: Aren't the coach's difficulties at tOSU stemming from (IMO) his fatherly...

So if we come up with overwhelming evidence that what you call The Truth when it comes to your beliefs is actually wrong, you will actually believe that The Truth is, in your reality, even truer? ...And that our overwhelming contradictory evidence will then be correct in your belief to be false?

Traffic Warning An Amish lady is driving down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a policeman. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you but I do have to issue you a warning," the officer said. "You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob...

Won't it be weird at Prince William's bachelor party? Stuffing money into a stripper's G-string and every bill with a picture of his grandmother on it!

Forgot PennSt doesn't have a video scoreboard. I find it interesting that a school like Indiana has such a new / nice / big board, especially compared to schools with larger stadiums and larger followings. Though it's understandable against the SEC, with their southern speed videotrons...

Because this is Buckeye Planet. That's what we do. Bluff's been here long enough that he knew it when he started the thread. You, though... :shake:

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, the sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," said the Doctor. "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now...