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  1. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    So I wasn't thinking of it as their attempt to avoid punishments. I was thinking of it as their way of avoiding having to play by the rules. Their choice will be to avoid punishments and playing by the rules, but forever be destroyed as a program because they won't be able to schedule any...
  2. Zurp

    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Look... it's called "pizza". Stop thinking it's cool to call it "pie". Pizza.
  3. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I think it will pass, but *ichigan, Sparty, and the three directional schools will all sign something that says they'll play by the rules. I think I heard or read that Tennessee did something similar recently.
  4. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    I'm sure you're right. I'm just surprised that it's taken me this long to learn about this controversy. They're normally so happy to share stuff like this.
  5. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    https://pennstate.forums.rivals.com/threads/plot-to-kill-joe.361026/ This is a new one, to me. The OP makes a vague accusation: Title: Plot to kill Joe No evidence. No real details. "Only one bunch of turds had the money to engineer this." Not to make light of murder or assassinations or...
  6. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    I thought it was 1969, because the only reason it was an issue was because of 24-12. And others here will understand better than me, but Texas wanted to play in the Cotton Bowl, I believe. Orange Bowl in Miami. Florida doesn't count as "the south" (that's something I've heard before - not just...
  7. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Are they a rival?
  8. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    So... there's a show on Netflix called "Orange is the New Black." If you haven't seen it, meh... I'm not endorsing it. But, spoiler alert, all the prisoners are shown to be good guys and all the guards are corrupt. Even the guy who becomes warden, he's kinda a good guy, but his first day on the...
  9. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Damn. I don't want to defend those nerds, but the debate with Paterno isn't about "best". I mean, I'm sure they'd insist that he was "best", but the actual topic is whether 409 wins is "beatable". 409 wins is 41 seasons of 10 wins per season. Or just over 34 seasons of 12 wins per season. By...
  10. Zurp

    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    https://www.on3.com/boards/threads/fc-ot-espn%E2%80%99s-list-of-10-unbreakable-college-football-records%E2%80%A6.1844487/ Some dummy made a list of 10 unbreakable college football records. Guess which one they are crying about NOT being on the list? And it isn't about the number of child...
  11. Zurp

    Miami (FL) Hurricanes (1926-2003)

    I won't comment on your first point. As for your second point, I haven't played since, maybe 2008, but I have 2 points. First, I always played on 5-minute quarters. Sometimes, against the AI, I'd still score 80+ points. Sometimes even 100+. So 15-minute quarters would be crazy. So it may not be...
  12. Zurp

    Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

    It COULD be a total nothingburger, if your last line is correct. We all did this and we (hopefully) learned from it. But we all know examples of people who didn't learn from it. Or didn't learn from it soon enough. As someone who knows people who live in Strongsville, I'm glad he only got a...
  13. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I remember watching Deace after The Game in 2018. He was broken and his tears were delicious. I watched him once since the cheating came to light in 2023. "What's the big deal? Knowing the other team's plays doesn't help us in any way." I'll probably watch him again if punishments are "Severe...
  14. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I'm not going to dignify that with a real response.... because I can't think of a good response. But I hope you enjoy this:
  15. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I remember a co-worker being excited when the Browns drafted him. "Watch this video, where it shows that he's ALWAYS in the right place - he's ALWAYS disrupting the play, even if his stats don't show it." I said that he's cherry-picking videos where he just happens to be right there at the end...
  16. Zurp

    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

    I hope you're right. I'm not as optimistic that the hammer will be as nice as we want it to be. (I'll happily eat whatever crow I deserve, though.)
  17. Zurp

    Random pictures of the day

    Stuff was built to last back then. Or, even before that - even older things were built even better. We moved into our house in 2004. I already had a washer and dryer, and the previous owner left them in the house, despite that I said that they were supposed to move them out. Really old washer...
  18. Zurp

    Happy Father's Day

    To show the importance of this day, note that no one bumped it ON Father's Day. Anyway, I hope all the fathers on this site had a good day yesterday. I got to celebrate with a honey do list, and now I got a sunburned neck and a sore back. Edit: I did buy myself a steak, so that was good.
  19. Zurp

    Game Thread Penn State at tOSU, Sat. Nov. 1st, TBA

    I had three words: "Not a rival"
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