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I googled "university of mexico football" for some reason and stumbled upon this page. Just click it. I am so confused. Why does this exist? http://www.espn.com/college-football/team/_/id/3212/university-of-mexico

Maryland has won two games against ranked teams since 2011. Both were victories over Texas. There are so many reasons to laugh at that.

Only if you wrap it.

Don't "bro" me

True.

I live in Victorian Village and it has been bright and sunny for half hour. Is this an isolated storm over the stadium?

You're just like your mom.

I wasn't trying to be a dick. But the most recurring thing in watching Ohio State football is fans assuming the (insert player) is the next big thing, and they fail. I want the best. I wish for the best. He looks good. I hope.

Yes. I'm old. Also he didn't have a season, idiot. ;)

Haskins is great but he is no Zwick.

I can tell you how many quarterbacks had one good game. I was just reticent. Do you want me to name you all of our past saviors that failed?

I have limited respect and dreams for limited time.

I was a HUGE doubter of Haskins. Nothing against him, I have just seen this too many times before. I am happy to be wrong. Granted, it isn't the best defense, but he has been calm and intelligent. I couldn't care less about his throws for now (though also nice).

I think I just saw @Jaxbuck 's butt girl in the stands. I know that butt. I need the feed to screencap it.

Bitches.

Okay hear me out. I went to get a beer. The game was in hand, I didn't mind missing a play. I slipped on an ice cube I let fall on the floor earlier. And I accidentally scored a touchdown on Oregon State.

Yeah that is crazy. But they have gone on and on about the Purdue DC, and Brohm the dad, and more.

Why do they keep talking about the players and coaches looking like players and coaches? They are going to compare fashion next.

Either Watch ESPN doesn't suck this year (unlikely), or nobody is watching (likely).

Both. Just in case.