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We're #4 (in the division)! We're #4 (in the division)!

Pirates sweep Tigers, who start season 0-3 for first time in 10 years

Can you say first place Pirates?

If Rosie decides she wants to hang out with a winner there's room in my nest. Can't wait to fly over Great American next month and make a deposit on the mustachioed loser.

It's about time one of us stuck it to the man.

Settle down, porn 'stache. They don't hand out trophies in April.

Don't sing it, bring it. Third place is ours, ass face!

Hey man, I'm not the one doing God knows what with whatever Gapper is, but I'll leave you to it. Besides, I've got better things to do than hang on this board. Perhaps I'll fly back here after a few dozen losses bring reality crashing down on that oversize head of yours? Later, chump.

Little Rosie's doing that right now at the victory party. But if you hurry maybe you can be there when Marte's grand slam ball finally lands?

If by "old lady" you mean my mom, yes. But what really ruffles my feathers is why you have pictures of her - and more dudes. I guess that's why I'm going to be getting a whole lotta Rosie in the Queen City. As for you and Gapper, do us all a favor and try to control yourselves until you get...

Nice 'shop, chump. But while you've been hanging around with a bunch of shirtless dudes I've made my plans for the weekend.

WTF are you squawking about? Beating the Phillies? Try taking down Wainwright and the Cardinals. Oh, and tell Rosie she left her toothbrush at my nest last night. :booyah: